Imperium of Spam

[Krowdon]

Haha, ask Krowdon about our anthem.

I have already chosen the best Anthem.

[Camaclue]

kay
1. we war against communists
2. we don't war with anyone who is new as we can easily assimilate them into the federation
3. Those who don't assimilate will be warred with
4. POW's will be punished by being given a tattoo to show that they have surrendered. it MUST be placed after they accept being captured and won't try to do bad stuffs
5. Ungatt may choose the tattoo design
6. If there is ever a massive-scale war, we will use nukes
7. Nukes are prohibited in small-scale war.
8. I choose when, where, and how to attack unless I'm busy. If I am, then Ungatt or the Sky Marshall may do whatever they feels.
9. Anyone who argues with anyone with a Federal Job will be warred with.

that is all

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Policy approved.

[Camaclue]

YE
this is the best day so far

[Krowdon]

I have a problem with this policy.

[Dark Claws]

As do I.

[Krowdon]

Good, I'm not the only one.

[Camaclue]

what do you believe should be changed?

[Krowdon]

The part about nukes.

[Camaclue]

don't worry
we will only use nukes if the enemy is as powerful as the federation.

[Krowdon]

No. No nukes at all.

[Camaclue]

the nukes were specially built to only injure or maim enemies.
plus they're not radioactive.

[Krowdon]

Somebody invent a device that can teleport me to JoAnns I need foam k thx.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

I am complete with the device.

[Krowdon]

I am complete with the device.

That.... seems really deadly, actually. and like i'll have a hard time parking it a Jo Anns.