I have the Weirdest dreams...

[Camaclue]

nop
not a single molecule of the stuff has even reached a mile close to me.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

cool

[Camaclue]

cool story bro

fix'd unless you despise that and just want to stick to

cool

[Wolf Snare]

cam iz the weirdest dream

[Krowdon]

I might repost my grandma werewolf dream in here later.

[Wolf Snare]

....go on....


srsly, you can't just drop a bomb like that and not deliver.

if you rip off littel red riding hood i will call you on it.

[Krowdon]

Okay so in my dream, I was playing Pinball in the back bedroom of my Grandmas house, and outside the window were this bright glowing eyes. My grandma comes In and ushers me out of the room, But she stays in. Then the dream fast forwarded to the preset (I had this dream a little over two years ago. So present that time.) and I'm visiting my grandma. She takes me back to the bedroom with the pinball, and shuts and locks the door behind us. I ask what's going on, and she tells me "I saved you all those years ago but I've suffered for it. It's time for you to feel my pain.' and she turns into a werewolf and mauls me.

End dream.

[Durza]

wow...that is a weird dream.

I had something similar years ago, everyone in my town (starting with my middle school) became vampires except me.  I ended up living with wolves.  It was weird.

[Krowdon]

Being a werewolf would be cool If I could keep control of myself after transforming.

[Camaclue]

Being a werewolf would be cool If I could keep control of myself after transforming.

I had a dream like that once.
People were shooting at me as a wolf, though

and then there was a werewolf hospital where everyone was a werewolf.

[Krowdon]

Thats weird. I havent had a dream in a long time. :(

[Camaclue]

once I had a dream about being on a Land Before time rollercoaster and there was lava on the coaster and there was a waterfall and I remember hearing "Hang on for the drop!" and we reached the top and then "Not that one!" And then the coaster dropped and then when I woke up I fell and nothing had caused me to trip.

[Wolf Snare]

wrongatt, you should have been born in the dark ages-- you look terrible in the light.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

These jokes are an awesome reflection of your own personality. Boring, unfunny, and irrelevant.

[Camaclue]

and he's french
all french have bad jokes.