Guys

[Ungatt Trunn II]

You needn't look far. Examples of my excellence are sprinkled into nigh every post I make.

[Krowdon]

I'm not into anyone. Human mating rituals disgust me. KEEP YOUR GENETIC MATERIAL AWAY FROM MY ORIFICES!

You know you like my genetic material. "Relationships" are dumb  waste of time

Oh god me and Night Wolf are so gay with our gayness. Just all hot and sweaty and shirtless we don't even care.

theres noone id rather be sweaty and shirtless than with you

Let's prance all gay through some flowers and then cuddle in the sunshine. Shirtless, of course.

Oh my, I'm so giddy. Let's have a tickle fight! Yes, and then we can go skinny dipping like the camp pair we are. THE SUNLIGHT WILL GLISTEN ON OUR CHISELED BODIES!

[Ungatt Trunn II]

I meant every word, don't chastise me.

[Krowdon]

I still laugh when I see those posts.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

I recently purchased a phonograph. My classiness level skyrocketed when I did.

[Krowdon]

pictures?

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Of the music box? I suppose but I'll need time. Playing side 2 of "Great Songs of America" which actually came with the phonograph for $10 altogether. Literally best buy I've ever made.

[Krowdon]

Where did you even get a phonograph?

[Ungatt Trunn II]

An antique store I frequent had recently acquired stock from the local high school. Apparently the school had it lying around for years and was offloading stuff to make room and somehow it ended up in the store. It isn't even an antique really, it's  from the late 70's/early 80's and in near mint condition.

[Krowdon]

We used to have a shop like that. Closed up though. :/

[Ungatt Trunn II]

They're getting sparse. But I find that antiquated equipment is far more reliable than new crap. Maybe because I'm more careful with it...

[Krowdon]

Theres a bookstore near me with a bunch of old books.

I think I'll go look for some more Emily Post there.

[Camaclue]

Ungatt
find a record of "I'm a Member of the Midnight crew"
Do it and you'll be the most classiest person ever.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

A record from 1909? Yeah I'll get right on that I'm sure there's tons.

[Krowdon]

I hate a moral coward
One who lacks a manly spark
I just detest a man afraid
to go home in the dark

I always spend my evenings
Where there's women, wine and song
But like a man I always bring my little wife along

I'm a member of the midnight crew
I'm a night owl and a wise bird too
Home with the milk in the morning
Singing the same old song

Rise with the moon
Go to bed with the sun
Early to bed and you'll miss all the fun.

Bring your wife and trouble
It will never trouble you

Make her a member of the midnight crew.