The Story Of Poor Vokluv

Started by Sevz, May 04, 2012, 07:02:34 AM

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Who will win the duel?

Volkov
6 (40%)
Sevz
6 (40%)
It'll never end
1 (6.7%)
Hoping Sevz thinking Volkov
0 (0%)
Hoping Volkov thinking Sevz
2 (13.3%)

Total Members Voted: 15

Voting closed: May 26, 2012, 02:17:52 AM

Sevz

#30
Are you stringing me along?

Gratz on the espy, this is what he saw
Ruler of Conjuration (#21)
Turns (?)   88 (max 450)
Turns Stored (?)   0 (max 150)
Rank (?)   #16
Workers (?)   188,598
Acres (?)   65,382
Cash (?)   $82,487,466,507
Food (?)   1,475,429,062
Loyalty (?)   40,844,018
Networth (?)   $302,387,220
Location (?)   Mossflower
Race (?)   Fox
Health (?)   100%
Tax Rate (?)   11%
Rats (?)   51,283,571
Weasels (?)   8,683,749
Stoats (?)   19,594,945
Skiffs (?)   5,532,602
Leaders (?)   11,243,310
Quote from: windhound on March 31, 2012, 05:10:16 PM
Coding out holes in the game is the best way to do things. 
Relying an the admins to patrol is a) time consuming for the admins in question b) unreliable c) only invites conflict
There is no conflict or "I didn't know any better!" excuses with a coded in rule.

Sevz

I paid for someone to lightly suicide you.

Missions: Success
You have destroyed 47,026,429 Food and $3,190,709,406!
...but only partially.
x20.
The Hounds of Ulster (#7)
Turns (?)   10 (max 450)
Turns Stored (?)   137 (max 150)
Rank (?)   #12
Workers (?)   360,652
Acres (?)   31,501
Cash (?)   $33,375,437,713
Food (?)   860,454,573
Loyalty (?)   25,088,490
Networth (?)   $70,628,186
Location (?)   Mossflower
Race (?)   Wolf
Health (?)   100%
Tax Rate (?)   11%
Rats (?)   2,914,118
Weasels (?)   1,568,665
Stoats (?)   415,844
Skiffs (?)   865,213
Leaders (?)   4,263,723

You've ran twice since you agreed to leave the clan and duel. 100b goes to whoever kills this stubborn fella.
Quote from: windhound on March 31, 2012, 05:10:16 PM
Coding out holes in the game is the best way to do things. 
Relying an the admins to patrol is a) time consuming for the admins in question b) unreliable c) only invites conflict
There is no conflict or "I didn't know any better!" excuses with a coded in rule.

Gen. Volkov

QuoteAre you stringing me along?

I'm not stringing you along, I just need to take care of something before I leave the clan.
It is said that when Rincewind dies the occult ability of the entire human race will go up by a fraction. -Terry Pratchett

cloud says: I'm pretty sure I'm immune to everything that I can be immune to...brb snorting anthrax.

Sticker334 says(Peace Alliance): OMG! HOBOES

Sevz

Days later
1   ?    The Hounds of Ulster (#7)   44,523   $1,269,670,931   Shield   Wolf   Mossflower

You asked for it.
Quote from: windhound on March 31, 2012, 05:10:16 PM
Coding out holes in the game is the best way to do things. 
Relying an the admins to patrol is a) time consuming for the admins in question b) unreliable c) only invites conflict
There is no conflict or "I didn't know any better!" excuses with a coded in rule.

Sevz

The Hounds of Ulster (#7)
Turns (?)   450 (max 450)
Turns Stored (?)   145 (max 150)
Rank (?)   #1
Workers (?)   505,093
Acres (?)   44,523
Cash (?)   $56,174,416,210
Food (?)   467,814,265
Loyalty (?)   59,213,041
Networth (?)   $1,264,950,823
Location (?)   Mossflower
Race (?)   Wolf
Health (?)   100%
Tax Rate (?)   11%
Rats (?)   405,665,633
Weasels (?)   187,153,782
Stoats (?)   87,218,849
Skiffs (?)   5,826,340
Leaders (?)   5,102,467

Clan created successfully
The Hounds of Ulster (#7)
Turns (?)   450 (max 450)
Turns Stored (?)   146 (max 150)
Rank (?)   #1
Workers (?)   505,093
Acres (?)   44,523
Cash (?)   $56,174,416,210
Food (?)   467,814,265
Loyalty (?)   59,213,041
Networth (?)   $274,645,171
Location (?)   Mossflower
Race (?)   Wolf
Health (?)   100%
Tax Rate (?)   11%
Rats (?)   73,686,062
Weasels (?)   33,995,053
Stoats (?)   15,842,638
Skiffs (?)   1,058,309
Leaders (?)   926,825

But wait, there's still more.
Missions: Success
You have embezzled $5,768,550,801 from your enemy's treasury
Snare, you run indy, you can have his coin ;)
Quote from: windhound on March 31, 2012, 05:10:16 PM
Coding out holes in the game is the best way to do things. 
Relying an the admins to patrol is a) time consuming for the admins in question b) unreliable c) only invites conflict
There is no conflict or "I didn't know any better!" excuses with a coded in rule.

Sevz

Missions: Success
You have destroyed 1,776,391 of your enemy's Loyalty!

I noticed you banking it up for the duel, minor set back
Missions: Success
You have destroyed 42,664,661 Food and $2,175,298,726!
Destroyed the stuff I don't need from you

The Hounds of Ulster (#7)
Turns (?)   450 (max 450)
Turns Stored (?)   148 (max 150)
Rank (?)   #8
Workers (?)   505,093
Acres (?)   44,523
Cash (?)   $5,828,162,532
Food (?)   217,680,741
Loyalty (?)   34,222,251
Networth (?)   $133,297,510
Location (?)   Mossflower
Race (?)   Wolf
Health (?)   100%
Tax Rate (?)   11%
Rats (?)   34,379,236
Weasels (?)   15,851,794
Stoats (?)   7,361,437
Skiffs (?)   492,884
Leaders (?)   432,803

Quote from: windhound on March 31, 2012, 05:10:16 PM
Coding out holes in the game is the best way to do things. 
Relying an the admins to patrol is a) time consuming for the admins in question b) unreliable c) only invites conflict
There is no conflict or "I didn't know any better!" excuses with a coded in rule.

Wolf Snare

#36
hahahahaaaaaa. Yeah, Volkov is amazing at this game.

On another note, after four days of no internet, I log into turbo to reclaim first place. Volkov is still struggling with his strategy (can one call incompetence a 'strategy?')

Beast Mode (#7)
Turns   10 (max 550)
Turns Stored   49 (max 150)
Rank   #1
Workers   5,229,789
Acres   80,872
Cash   $2,525,731,810
Food   94,583,663
Loyalty   1,268,582
Networth   $359,639,219
Location   Northlands
Race   Lizard
Health   100%
Tax Rate   11%
Rats   88,122,950
Weasels   17,314,391
Stoats   37,783,255
Skiffs     7,179,056
Leaders   4,647,395

Nice shields BTW Volkok
1. Fire Bringer (#22)
1. Jaturungkabart (#12)
1. Estranged (#50)
1. Fierce Deity (#17) 
1. bored... (#98)
1. Versace (#24)
1. Noah Calhoun (#10)
1. Day Old Hate (#7)
1. The Grand Optimist (#12)
1. Beast Mode (#7)

Gen. Volkov

#37
Rather easy to kill net with unlimited suicides. Such a big man, able to press da button a bunch of times. Totally called it BTW, on the suckerpunch thing.
It is said that when Rincewind dies the occult ability of the entire human race will go up by a fraction. -Terry Pratchett

cloud says: I'm pretty sure I'm immune to everything that I can be immune to...brb snorting anthrax.

Sticker334 says(Peace Alliance): OMG! HOBOES

Wolf Snare

I suicided you 15 times as a rat..... again,
AAAAAAAHAHAHAHA. MR SHIELDS. YOU ROCK AT RWL
1. Fire Bringer (#22)
1. Jaturungkabart (#12)
1. Estranged (#50)
1. Fierce Deity (#17) 
1. bored... (#98)
1. Versace (#24)
1. Noah Calhoun (#10)
1. Day Old Hate (#7)
1. The Grand Optimist (#12)
1. Beast Mode (#7)

Gen. Volkov

Shut up Snare. You did nothing a trained monkey couldn't do. Sevah deserves credit for catching me with my shields down, cause I waited a few hours to long to reset them. You deserve a BANANA.
It is said that when Rincewind dies the occult ability of the entire human race will go up by a fraction. -Terry Pratchett

cloud says: I'm pretty sure I'm immune to everything that I can be immune to...brb snorting anthrax.

Sticker334 says(Peace Alliance): OMG! HOBOES

Wolf Snare

In that case, you deserve the recognition of being THE WORST "vet" of promi (we've been tossing that word around lightly tbh, given that any noob can hold the title after years of activity and big talk)
1. Fire Bringer (#22)
1. Jaturungkabart (#12)
1. Estranged (#50)
1. Fierce Deity (#17) 
1. bored... (#98)
1. Versace (#24)
1. Noah Calhoun (#10)
1. Day Old Hate (#7)
1. The Grand Optimist (#12)
1. Beast Mode (#7)

Gen. Volkov

Whatever. Enjoy the banana. Fling some more poo.
It is said that when Rincewind dies the occult ability of the entire human race will go up by a fraction. -Terry Pratchett

cloud says: I'm pretty sure I'm immune to everything that I can be immune to...brb snorting anthrax.

Sticker334 says(Peace Alliance): OMG! HOBOES

Wolf Snare

You wanna prepare me one, or is that not in your arsenal?

Enjoy working fast food to pay off your 40k debt.
1. Fire Bringer (#22)
1. Jaturungkabart (#12)
1. Estranged (#50)
1. Fierce Deity (#17) 
1. bored... (#98)
1. Versace (#24)
1. Noah Calhoun (#10)
1. Day Old Hate (#7)
1. The Grand Optimist (#12)
1. Beast Mode (#7)

Gen. Volkov

QuoteYou wanna prepare me one, or is that not in your arsenal?

Enjoy working fast food to pay off your 40k debt.

Cut out the personal attacks. Seriously. Insulting my playing ability is one thing, time honored tradition of RWL, but attacking me on a personal level is just childish. Are you seriously so devoted to being Sevah's buttmonkey that you are now copying his internet tough guy persona?
It is said that when Rincewind dies the occult ability of the entire human race will go up by a fraction. -Terry Pratchett

cloud says: I'm pretty sure I'm immune to everything that I can be immune to...brb snorting anthrax.

Sticker334 says(Peace Alliance): OMG! HOBOES

Wolf Snare

You're right. I apologize. I don't want a goddamn banana. Otherwise, sorry. You're a cool guy and I wish you the best in your job hunting endeavour.
1. Fire Bringer (#22)
1. Jaturungkabart (#12)
1. Estranged (#50)
1. Fierce Deity (#17) 
1. bored... (#98)
1. Versace (#24)
1. Noah Calhoun (#10)
1. Day Old Hate (#7)
1. The Grand Optimist (#12)
1. Beast Mode (#7)