~Ponders~

[Stormclaw]

 *ponders Teufel, who is spitting out chunks of her lungs because she called him 'her'*
*ponders how one can go one step up in 'painful' after you've already ripped someone's lungs out*
*ponders why he never got around to buying that sword*

[Ruatine]

 *is now dead and can no longer ponder anything*

[Brock]

 *Ponders if Teufel will still post even though she's dead*
*Ponders the word ponder*
*Ponders if I'll ever make it to 1000 posts*
*Ponders if I'll fall asleep on the plane*
*Ponders what I'll ponder next*
*Ponders why "Guava" is such a funny word*
*Ponders if the world is triangular*
*Ponders why I can't think of anything to write*
*Ponders the smilies*
*Ponders why I can't post each and every smiley*
*Ponders making a website about Redwall*
*Ponders if I'll ever clean my room*
*Ponders if anyone is ever going to read all my ponders*
*Ponders if I should try to do 100 ponders*
*Ponders why this is only my 15th ponder*
*Ponders why this is only my 16th ponder*
*Ponders why this is only my 17th ponder*
*Ponders why this is only my 18th ponder*
*Ponders why this is only my 19th ponder*
*Ponders why this is only my 20th ponder*
*Ponders how many people will read all my ponders*
*Ponders if we'll have flying cars in the future*
*Ponders if there are any Redwall Cults out there*
*Ponders if I can join one*
*Ponders why Calria's leaving*
*Ponders what would happen if the Hokey Pokey wasn't invented*
*Ponders why there's so many people out there in the real world*
*Ponders what the real world really is*
*Ponders why I'm posting this instead of doing homework*
*Ponders if this is pointless*
*Ponders why this is only my 31st ponder*
*Ponders why some people use ~ instead of **
*Ponders using ~*
~Ponders why I'm using ~~
~Ponders why people leave and then come back~
~Ponders why the word ponders is getting annoying~
~Ponders if I'll get a record for most ponders in one post~
~Ponders if I should write one word per ponder~
~Ponders why I decided to do it the hard way with 1 ponder per ponder~
~Ponders why I have 60 ponders to go~
~Ponders why smilies aren't always smiling~
~Ponders why the school hasn't started brainwashing people yet~
~Ponders how the school will brainwash us~
~Ponders if there are aliens on Mars~
~Ponders why it takes so long to write 45 ponders~
~Ponders why I'm doing this~
~Ponders why I don't have a gamecube yet~
~Ponders if this is all a dream, and our dreams are reality~
~Ponders why cats have pointy ears~
~Ponders why fertilized fish eggs are so important to Jimmy~
~Ponders if anyone knows Jimmy~
~Ponders why why isn't spelled wy~
~Ponders why I shouldn't start spelling why wy~
~Ponders wy I'm on my 54th post~
~Ponders wy wy looks weirder than why~
~Ponders creating a life-size Redwall Abbey in my backyard~
~Ponders training my cats to kickbox like the ones in Sims Unleashed~
~Ponders how many times I can write a ponder~
~PONDERS WHY I HAVE CAPS LOCK ON~
~PONDERS WHY CAPS LOCKS ARE ON THE COMPUTER KEYBOARD~
~PONDERS WHY KEYBOARDS DON'T HAVE KEYHOLES~
~PONDERS IF I SHOULD TAKE CAPS LOCK OFF~
~Ponders why I took caps lock off~
~Ponders why I'm on my 64th post~
~Ponders why some Weird Al songs are really weird~
~Ponders why Hamster Dance the song is so cool~
~Ponders if anyone else here has heard the song Hamster Dance~
~Ponders why I don't know how to work my mom's scanner~
~Ponders why cheese is good~
~Ponders how I ever made it to 70 ponders~
~Ponders why I'm pondering 100 ponders~
~Ponders going back to using *~
~Ponders if I will use * again~
*Ponders why I went back to using **
*Ponders making a strange thing*
*Ponders if anyone is still reading all my ponders*
*Ponders if I'll ever finish a story I start to write*
*Ponders why I have 22 ponders to go*
*Ponders what ^ is ever used for*
*Ponders why the Matrix is a cool movie*
*Ponders why my brother's school ended today*
*Ponders why my school doesn't end for another three weeks*
*Ponders why 17 to go seems like a big number*
*Ponders why I'm pondering*
*Ponders why I have 15 to go*
*Ponders why I'm shy*
*Ponders why ponders sounds like a name*
*Ponders the little dots ...*
*Ponders why ... is called and elipsis*
*Ponders if I get to go to Polaris school next year*
*Ponders why I have 10 ponders to go*
*Ponders why I counted wrong*
*Ponders why I have 7 ponders to go*
*Ponders why 7 is a lucky number*
*Ponders why 13 is an unlucky number*
*Ponders why I have 4 ponders left*
*Pondres .................................*
*Ponders if anyone noticed I spelled ponders pondres in the above ponder*
*Ponders if I have 1 ponder left or if this is my last ponder*
*Ponders if anyone read all my ponders*

Have fun!

[RazorClaw]

 TR, you ALMOST got your oldbieship renounced. But not quite. :snicker:  :snicker:  

[Ruatine]

 rofl Brock, that was awfully long. I didn't read all of that pondering. My head wouldn't hold that many ponders at one time. I'm no longer dead. My fairy godmother came and restored my life.  

*pondering how it feels to be dead and brought back to life*
*pondering how I want to stick my tongue out at Stormclaw because her plot to kill me by ripping out my lungs was thwarted by my fairy godmother*
*pondering how I changed the tense of the word ponder from present tense to present progressive tense*
*pondering why I made this change*
*pondering if Stormclaw will try to rip out my lungs again because I used 'her' instead of 'he'*
*pondering if my fairy godmother will save me yet again from Stormclaw's evil plot to kill all those who have fun at her expense*

[Stormclaw]

 *ponders what to do now*
*ponders a moment more, then picks up Teufel and stuffs her into a dumpster*
*ponders if the airlift trick would work*
*ponders life as he watches a cargo helicopter tow the dumpster out over the ocean*
*ponders C flat which is the note one hears when a cargo cable snaps, allowing a dumpster to plunge into the ocean*
*ponders scuba gear*
*ponders Teufel, who just had her lungs ripped out in a dumpster underwater*

[RazorClaw]

 *Ponders why everyone is pondering*
*Ponders why people don't just play RWL instead of pondering*
*Ponders why I just said instead rather than "In the stead of"*
*Ponders why the Earth isn't made of Jell-O*
*Ponders why they don't make milk in soda cans*
*Ponders what to do forty years from now, when RWL:Warlords is too easy*
*Ponders why I'm pondering when I'm questioning others pondering*
*Ponders what the one mathematical equation to suffice for all of the secrets in the world is*
*Ponders why Ad put up that picture that looks creepy because of the way the light hits*
*Ponders if I should ponder anymore*

[Ruatine]

 *pondering nothing because I am absolutely without a shadow of doubt dead as a doornail*

(Be careful, Stormclaw, my ghost may come back to haunt you...)

[Dixie Ros?]

 *Ponders why every one hates Pokemon and why she can't download Invision.*

[TR Shadow]

*Ponders why every one hates Pokemon and why she can't download Invision.*

Excuse me?!  Everyone?!  I don't think so!

*Hugs Wobbuffet*

Razorclaw, what did you mean when you said that I almost got my oldbieship renounced?

[Dixie Ros?]

 Ahhh! Prime meat for my pokeforum to be.


*Hug's Suicune*

[RazorClaw]

 Ha ha! *kicks Metagross into the ocean so he looks like a living-dead, then ponders why he did it*
*Ponders if he should do the same to Latias, then frogets it and hugs Latias becuase it's my fav pokemon*

[TR Shadow]

Ha ha! *kicks Metagross into the ocean so he looks like a living-dead, then ponders why he did it*
*Ponders if he should do the same to Latias, then frogets it and hugs Latias becuase it's my fav pokemon*

Wobbuffet's better!  *Sticks toung out*  Nyeh!

[RazorClaw]

 Actually, Latias can kick Wobuffet's righteous butt. Try Hyper Beam, Outrage, Psychic, and Fly. That's a tactical combo, and I coud beat you in one move with it. Then I have my Kyogre (lv. 87) with Water Spout, Blizzard, Surf, and Waterfall. Then there's my Blaziken (lv. 62) with Fire Blast, Blaze Kick, Cut, and Dynamicpunch. And my Metagross (lv. 57) with Meteor Mash, Rock Smash, Hyper Beam, and Psychic. I have tons of others.

[TR Shadow]

 Yes, but Wobbuffet's cuter!