Fight for Spa

[Rakefur]

it happens from time to time.

[Durza]

fair enough

[Neobaron]

[Ungatt Trunn II]

We finally get a person who WANTS to fight.

WANTS TO!


Yes, Yuri. You are welcome in the Federal Military. Give me a moment to accumulate the required paperwork.

[Neobaron]

[Ungatt Trunn II]

First, please take this test so we can gauge where you fit in the Federation.

The Spammers Republican Army Universal Aptitude Test. (SRAUAT)
-Approved for use by Federation-

(Choose the answers with the corresponding letter)


1. You enter a high priority building and discover refugees. You have a mission to complete, but your gut says save them. Do you:

A. Abort mission and save the civvies.
B. Go on with your mission.
C. Have the refugees tag along.
D. Call in HQ and tell them the current SITREP.
E. Use them for target practice.


2. Your team commander just decorated the walls with his brains. What do you do?

A. Take command.
B. Go AWOL.
C. Wait for reinforcements.
D. SCREW ORDERS, TIME FOR WAR! OOAH!
E. Who needs a commander?


3. You are sent to scout the lands. You come across an enemy convoy that is currently at rest. What do you do?

A. Radio in HQ.
B. Go around the convoy.
C. Plant mines around the encampment at night.
D. Get a sniper rifle, and have some fun.
E. Walk casually into camp, become accepted.


4. Bombs are falling all around, and you have just been conscripted to medic work. Several soldiers need your help. What do you do?

A. Go to a safe area and wait out the bombing.
B. Risk your life for your comrades.
C. Order a garrison of Anti missile troopers to get to work, so you can too.
D. AWOL.
E. Use powers to stop one bomb, and lob it back to wherever it came from.


5. What job would you prefer?

A. Commander.
B. Medic.
C. MP.
D. Grunt.
E. Spec. Ops.


6. You return home, only to be confronted by some ungrateful hippies. What course of action do you take?

A. Punch them, hard.
B. Ignore them.
C. Try to educate them about the truths of war.
D. GO INSANE WITH A BAT!!!
E. Ask for some contraband.


7. Nerve gas! WHAT DO YOU DO?

A. Grab the nearest NBC mask and wait.
B. Gather who you can and take them to a safe area.
C. Nerve gas is weak.
D. Panic.
E. Stuff the source of the nerve gas into a small wild animal.

8. Somehow, you get taken prisoner. They are interrogating you. They may start torture soon...

A. Tell the what they ask.
B. Spit in their commie faces.
C. Try to escape.
D. Lie.
E. Play Marriage of Figaro music.


9. Male or Female?

A. Male.
B. Female.
C. Alien.
D. Other.
E. All of the above.


10. How effective is this test?

A. Good.
B. Okay.
C. Needs work.
D. Awful.
E. I didn't realize I was taking a test lol.

Also, no one cares Neo.

[Neobaron]

[Durza]

If you havn't made you point by the second quation of your self you won't

[Neobaron]

[Ungatt Trunn II]

I SWEAR IF I'M EVER MOD AGAIN I WILL duck DESTROY THAT GIF. AND DON'T TELL ME IT'S IN THE POST, I WILL SINGLE IT OUT AND UTTERLY MUTILATE IT!

[Neobaron]

[Ungatt Trunn II]

AHAHAHAAAA I'M NEO POSTING IT AGAIN

[Neobaron]

^ Currently happening

ITT.

[Neobaron]

You're so clever Ungatt. <3

[Durza]

As Quarantine Comandant, I request that you reform form posting any more of gifs for some time.  This is your warning.

Durza
Spa Quarantine Commandant