Troll Inclusion Act

[Dark Claws]

I'm the dictator of North Korea. And Obama.

[Krowdon]

I own Australia.

[Dark Claws]

I own RWL. BOOYA!

[Camaclue]

I'm a baker for the Dictator of Diner.
and a pony
and a ferret
and a hatter troll
and a human
and other things

[Krowdon]

I own yo momma.

Naw. But if theres one momma you dont wanna mess with, its Night Wolf's Momma.

[Dark Claws]

Okay I seriously need to go. For real. So I'm out PEACE!

[Krowdon]

Okay. But dont say I didnt warn you about Basement Mom.

[Camaclue]

what about ceiling mom?

[Krowdon]

There is no Ceiling Mom. There is only Basement Mom, and she is Terrible.

[Camaclue]

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

[Krowdon]

See, she has eight heads, and Night Wolf keeps her in the basement.

She eats children, and has currently consumed all the children in Night Wolfs neighborhood, and the neighbors are too frightened to produce any more, so they have to travel to feed her.

[Camaclue]

we must find someone to slay basement mom!
UNGA! go do it with this rolling pin and sniper rifle

[Krowdon]

NO!

She is too valuable to kill.

[Camaclue]

what does she do?

[Krowdon]

Population control.

And she raised NW.