I need help

[Ringo the Communist]

But I don't want some chick! I want Sam....

[Neobaron]

Sam is subjective.

But there was a slim chance.

Even so, doesn't change the fact that a hat will make literally everything better. I go nowhere without a hat.

It isn't a wizard hat, mind you, but a hat is a hat. Unless its a sombrero and then its a stereotype.

[Ringo the Communist]

Ew. My Sam's so much better. Muse wears a different hat every day. It's so annoying.....

[Neobaron]

Wait you know muse IRL?

[cloud]

I refuse to wear hats when I'm not in uniform, they make me look like a poor redneck.

[Ringo the Communist]

Yes! Him, me, Sam, and Grace are a quartet of awesomeness. He's my freshman buddy.
We first met when I was in London and he came with his family on vacation like three years ago. We owned the small hotel they stayed in. We became really great friends, we called up his parents when we moved here, as they were the only people we knew, and VIOLA! Instant buddies!

[Firetooth]

VIOLA!



I assume you meant Voilà? (accent because of spellcheck)

[Neobaron]

I refuse to wear hats when I'm not in uniform, they make me look like a poor redneck.

I'm mostly just horribly self-conscious. Hat and a hoodie erday.

Yes! Him, me, Sam, and Grace are a quartet of awesomeness. He's my freshman buddy.
We first met when I was in London and he came with his family on vacation like three years ago. We owned the small hotel they stayed in. We became really great friends, we called up his parents when we moved here, as they were the only people we knew, and VIOLA! Instant buddies!

I realize i'm new to you so this isn't going to make a lot of sense, but based on my convictions, I am going to have to tell you that I do not believe that you are a real person.

This is because Muse is not a real person. If you say you know Muse IRL and muse is not a real person, it follows logically that you are also an alt of someone here on the fo-rams.

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VIOLA!



I assume you meant Voilà? (accent because of spellcheck)

I laughed.

IRL.

[Firetooth]

I also laughed IRL at this:

I realize i'm new to you so this isn't going to make a lot of sense, but based on my convictions, I am going to have to tell you that I do not believe that you are a real person.

This is because Muse is not a real person. If you say you know Muse IRL and muse is not a real person, it follows logically that you are also an alt of someone here on the fo-rams.

[cloud]

I'm mostly just horribly self-conscious. Hat and a hoodie erday.

Yea...not me. I try to find every excuse to walk around without a shirt on.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

I didn't laugh at all.

[Neobaron]

I'm mostly just horribly self-conscious. Hat and a hoodie erday.

Yea...not me. I try to find every excuse to walk around without a shirt on.

This does not surprise me not in the least bit.

[Firetooth]

I didn't laugh at all.

Wait, housewife Unga just posted outside spa?

[Muse]

I am real. Muse is real. I would give you his name, but bad idea on the web.

[Firetooth]

Yes, if you give your name out on the web, evil people will steal all your money then kill you in the middle of the night.

I -used- to know somebody, good friend of mine, but gave his name out on the web... :P