Spa Federation 2.0

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Joke's on you, the chicken is but an abstract concept representing a false truth!

[Camaclue]

so I stole Discord's false truth?
OLO now all he has is a true lie!

[Briar]

RSL POLITICAL POLICY
     approved version 1.1
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Contents:
1. Various Groups
2. Powers and rules of those groups
3. Rules/laws
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Main Political groups of RSL:

1. Council

Consists of:

1 Head Chairman.
   


2. Military (SRA)

Consists of:

1 Grand General.
1 Head lieutenant.
1-3 Security Council members (In times of war).
Over 9000 soldiers.


3. Various Branches.

Other Branches exist that have yet to submit their layout.

1. DoF [Defenders of Spam].

We are here to protect innocent Spam from any hardships, we will serve loyally. We are the Police of Spam.

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Powers and Rules of RSL.
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Council:

Council members are to be appointed by the chairman. Their role is to decide what action RSL takes as a whole, as well as passing laws and otherwise changing RSL's rules.

Chairman:

The chairman has overall control over the council. They pick the succeeding chairman if the need arises. They have ultimate control but can be ousted if council votes for it and approval is made by the Grand General. If a member wishes to create a new branch of RSL, approval must be gained from the chairman AND the Grand General.



Military:

Grand General:

The Grand General has control over all of RSL's military assets, but is under direct control of the council. Before a new member is given full membership, it must be approved by the Grand General. Also Acts as head diplomat in the times of war.

Head lieutenant: Takes care of all of the little things for the Grand General. Takes control of SRA if need arises.

Security Council: Only exists in times of war. Members can either volunteer or be appointed by the Grand General. They make decisions regarding the well being of RSL and it's members. Can override any of the Grand Generals actions.

Over 9000 soldiers: One day they will serve a purpose.


Various Branches:

DoF [Defenders of Spam].

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Rules/Laws:

1. All members must abide by the following rule or risk  barring from the organization.
2. Any Spammer may join Redwall: Spamlords with the exception of the Administration of Redwall: Warlords
3. All Members must be approved by a Majority of the Council Members.
4.  All members can be removed at any point if found violating any Laws or By-Laws of Redwall: Spamlords
5.   All members have the right to spam in any and all topics within the Spa Room 101 of Redwall: Warlords forums.
6.  All members must reserve their spam for the Spa Room 101 of Redwall: Warlords forums.
7.  All members must refrain from posting anime
8.  All members must wear pants on the 5th day of every 7 month but only when it is raining.
9.  All members may not place live hornets in their eye sockets
   9.1 If violated, hornets will be placed in your eye sockets
10. All members must remain random
11.  All members may not keep zombies as pets unless they have permit number 11.9.78b which can only be obtained when the moon is waxing.  The criteria is further outlined in Section C, subsection 67.7650, topic A, 'Pets and other pet like beings'
12.  All members must refrain from communicating with extraterrestrial life in relation to global warfare or total domination.  Those who wear Beatles socks will be will be considered conspirers against the human race and be considered in joint force with extraterrestrial life.
13.  All members must respect the number 13
14.  All members who have any and all wolf based names must refrain from spreading their ideals.  No member is allowed to create multiple wolf-based


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2008-2009 version 1.1  RSL policy. ONLY TO BE EDITED BY 

[Rakefur]

And so we are basing the GSF off of this?

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Somewhat. We are using it as a basis for ideas to be built on.

[Muse]

Those who wear Beatles socks will be will be considered conspirers against the human race and be considered in joint force with extraterrestrial life.

darn RIGHT, AND PROUD OF IT! RINGO'S GONNA BE SO MAD....

[Camaclue]

DERP DEE DOO

[Briar]

i believe that goes back to Krowdon

[Ungatt Trunn II]

You are correct.

[Krowdon]

I do own a pair of Beatles socks.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

UPDATED

The Spammers Republican Army Universal Aptitude Test. (SRAUAT)

(Choose the answers with the corresponding letter)


1. You enter a high priority building and discover refugees. You have a mission to complete, but your gut says save them. Do you:

A. Abort mission and save the civvies.
B. Go on with your mission.
C. Have the refugees tag along.
D. Call in HQ and tell them the current SITREP.
E. Use them for target practice.


2. Your team commander just decorated the walls with his brains. What do you do?

A. Take command.
B. Go AWOL.
C. Wait for reinforcements.
D. SCREW ORDERS, TIME FOR WAR! OOAH!
E. Who needs a commander?


3. You are sent to scout the lands. You come across an enemy convoy that is currently at rest. What do you do?

A. Radio in HQ.
B. Go around the convoy.
C. Plant mines around the encampment at night.
D. Get a sniper rifle, and have some fun.
E. Walk casually into camp, become accepted.


4. Bombs are falling all around, and you have just been conscripted to medic work. Several soldiers need your help. What do you do?

A. Go to a safe area and wait out the bombing.
B. Risk your life for your comrades.
C. Order a garrison of Anti missile troopers to get to work, so you can too.
D. AWOL.
E. Use powers to stop one bomb, and lob it back to wherever it came from.


5. What job would you prefer?

A. Commander.
B. Medic.
C. MP.
D. Grunt.
E. Spec. Ops.


6. You return home, only to be confronted by some ungrateful hippies. What course of action do you take?

A. Punch them, hard.
B. Ignore them.
C. Try to educate them about the truths of war.
D. GO INSANE WITH A BAT!!!
E. Ask for some contraband.


7. Nerve gas! WHAT DO YOU DO?

A. Grab the nearest NBC mask and wait.
B. Gather who you can and take them to a safe area.
C. Nerve gas is weak.
D. Panic.
E. Stuff the source of the nerve gas into a small wild animal.

8. Somehow, you get taken prisoner. They are interrogating you. They may start torture soon...

A. Tell the what they ask.
B. Spit in their commie faces.
C. Try to escape.
D. Lie.
E. Play Marriage of Figaro music.


9. Male or Female?

A. Male.
B. Female.
C. Alien.
D. Other.
E. All of the above.


10. How effective is this test?

A. Good.
B. Okay.
C. Needs work.
D. Awful.
E. I didn't realize I was taking a test lol.

SRAUAT - To be used in the construction of the New Spa Federation.

[Rakefur]

So...Ungatt what will be my position here?

[Durza]

do you want responses via postor PM?

[Rakefur]

yeah that would be best.

-Rakefur, Federation Scribe (Briar can have her position back any time)

[Camaclue]

ugh
ate spicy chicken and now I have a headache...
-Camaclue, official Spa madman/pony/wut/annoying person/New Spammer/whyamIdoingthis/thisisstupid man.