I am here

[Ungatt Trunn II]

You can't even remove the odor which constitutes your existence, knave!

[terminallyCapricious]

I tHiNk I sHoUlD lEaVe

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Do any of your compatriots wish to chat in the lovely spa? PLEASE SAY YES!

[terminallyCapricious]

nEpS pLayIn WiTh My HoRnS sO wE aRe GoInG tO pUt MaKeUp On EaCh OtHeR

I cAn AsK iF yOu LeT mE kNoW wHo YoU wAnT BrO

[Ungatt Trunn II]

oh golly... I don't know who to ask for!
Just put on the least busy troll you can find, sir!

[Camaclue]

and make sure they're not Communist, or Ungie's gonna have a Hissy Fit.

[Blobfish]

Stupid trolls, worst thing since sliced bread. Kill 'em all, I say.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

I don't like communism, not one bit. But that does not bar the possibility of civil conversation!

[Blobfish]

Rights are for the weak. Civil conversation is a right. Therefore, you are weak.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

I may be weak in relativity, but in spirit I am the strongest of men soaring for the newest heights of the spammer! Limits are limitless. Hell yeah.

[Blobfish]

Your in denial. Your so called "spirit" is just that last bit of hope you're clinging to, because in reality, deep down you know. You know that you a worthless piece of spa-fodder not fit to be trodden on by myself.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Then I shall use my worthless corpse to fertilize the soil! I shall do some good, in the end. Thanks blob!

[Camaclue]

where's Bolbfish?

[Blobfish]

Then I shall use my worthless corpse to fertilize the soil! I shall do some good, in the end. Thanks blob!

Finally, you will achieve something of worth, no matter how small.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

I think it would be something big. A sacrifice for the greater good!