The Old Bona Fide Party of Slightly Neglectful Self-Righteous Law Bringers

[Ungatt Trunn II]

TOBFPSNSRLB welcomes you! Krowdon spa mod for life!
Our platform is basically a bunch of xenophobic, militaristic and slightly fascist beliefs. But those things only apply to dreadful outsiders and commies to a certain extent probably. We believe wars are a good thing, but only short wars because long wars benefit nobody! Megathreads should be created from recycled threads left over from the Mod Wars. Gladiator fights should be made common and perhaps the official Spa Sport.


p.s no

[Krowdon]

I think I might have to join your party! hurrah!

Now we need to make this seem attractive to others.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

I'll make the party platform soon.

[Krowdon]

Good. Now we just have to wait for two more parties.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Which will be less good than ours.

[Krowdon]

Yup.

I bet Kilkenne is going to make one.

Do we want to convince the Trolls to join us?

And Are there any newer spammers that show enough promise to get in? I think you would have to approve party members.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

When I make the platform, any may join by their own choice.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Or they could join now, the platform will be awesome in any case.

[Krowdon]

Okay. Go for it.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

TOBFPSNSRLB political platform:

Spa is the superior board.
Spammers are the superior posters.
Outsiders are scum.
Criminals are scum.
Spa mod is for facilitating, not provoking.
Organized chaos is a good thing.
Arbitrary but not excessive punishment is a good thing.
Protect sacred threads, destroy bad ones (by the outsiders usually).
Every poster is a potential spammer, but until they realize this they are outsider scum.
Communism shall be eradicated.
Every Troll has a spammer inside of them, trying to get out.
The rest of the forums are an infectious disease, Spa is the cure.
The enemy is the enemy. Destroy them or absorb them. Or both.
Peace talks are for idiots. They surrender or die.
New spammers should respect the old spammers, and seek to emulate their greatness instead of acting like outsider scum.


ECT.

[Camaclue]

this is stoooooooooooooooooooooooooooopiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid.
No, seriously. You want Spa to HATE everyone else. If you do that, you could starve Spa of Activity. Spa isn't superior. Spa supports these forums. Peace is better than war. New Spammers and Old Spammers are still Spammers. New people shouldn't bend to your whim. Also, you should accept outsiders and tolerate "criminals".
P.S. your TOBFPSNSRLB sounds like someone sneezing and puking at the same time.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Camaclue, if it ever looks like you have rallied enough idiots to support your cause and the chance of you winning is above a fraction I will drop out of the race and throw all support at the other candidate.

But that won't ever happen. Sorry laddie-buck, you are far too inept at everything to coordinate such a thing. People like you who want power but are too cowardly and dumb to get it usually end up as cruel second-in-commands. Hahahaha!

[Camaclue]

heh, I just remembered something.
YOU CAN NEVER BE MOD AGAIN! unless the new mod is dumb enough to try to battle you in a game of Mods.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Oh? And why can't I be mod again? Because your mommy said so?

[Night Wolf]

this is stoooooooooooooooooooooooooooopiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid.
No, seriously. You want Spa to HATE everyone else. If you do that, you could starve Spa of Activity. Spa isn't superior. Spa supports these forums. Peace is better than war. New Spammers and Old Spammers are still Spammers. New people shouldn't bend to your whim. Also, you should accept outsiders and tolerate "criminals".
P.S. your TOBFPSNSRLB sounds like someone sneezing and puking at the same time.

Didn't we talk about this the other night...you stop. Just stop thinking and everything before you take an eye out

heh, I just remembered something.
YOU CAN NEVER BE MOD AGAIN! unless the new mod is dumb enough to try to battle you in a game of Mods.

even if he couldn't me or krowdon can, ya wouldn't stand a chance against the bunny girl mate ;)