Spa Marshals

[Ungatt Trunn II]

No weird looks where I live for it. So why quit?

[Krowdon]

I hate when people drop grammar and vowels.

Like the gangstahs.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

I hate ganstas. Criminal scum who can't find a belt.

[Krowdon]

They dont even speak properly.

Not at all.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

They make me want to stab them with bullets.

[Krowdon]

BRB. Lunch.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Eat up and don't die.

EUDD
The new slogan of the Spa Marshals.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Or EUADD.

We'll decide later.

[Camaclue]

EUADD sounds better.

[Night Wolf]

Sounds more like a battle cry

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Night Wolf, would you like to be deputized?

(Note: You may use the funding to buy booze and gamble if you wish. JUST STAY OUT OF PLACES OF ILL REPUTE!)

[Night Wolf]

Do it.
-__-

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Night Wolf, do you hereby swear to never allow criminal scum to escape without paying the court a fine, serving their sentence, or paying with their blood?

[Night Wolf]

*Sings* by the moon and the stars in the sky!*stops and looks around*
Umm yea I swear

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Hehehe.

Welcome deputy. Terrorize and organize the profligates before the mass execution.