HELP!

[Briar]

Don't tell her she is awesome like a possum wearing a blossom. One of my ex's really liked to rhyme and spoke before he thought.

[Muse]

Wow. That's, um, very....romantic of him? Cuddly? I don't want to insult him, I'll leave that to the ex her-glorious-self.
I could get her drawing supplies, but I got her that for Christmas, don't want to be repetetive.

[Shadow]

Ok, so......that's supposed to mean..
By the cloud, that is what is commonly called a joke. Though she is awesome.

I think it's pretty clear tbh. You are "that guy". By the Muse, that is what is commonly called a joke. And it is awesome.

[Briar]

Wow. That's, um, very....romantic of him? Cuddly? I don't want to insult him, I'll leave that to the ex her-glorious-self.
I could get her drawing supplies, but I got her that for Christmas, don't want to be repetetive.

You can never give an artist too many art supplies.

[Kilkenne]

That's a really good idea. If they make an art, give them stuff to make more arts.

[Briar]

Or take her on a date to one of those "Paint your own Ceramic" places.

[Kilkenne]

I've never heard of such a thing. Are these actually a commonplace thing where you are?

[Shadow Assassin]

We got lots of the new Zealand.
You can paint her a beer mug.

[Rakefur]

A coffee can?

[Muse]

You drink coffee out of a can? Made out of clay? The strange things you people do.....
So I just got her art supplies.

[Raggon]

Aww, you should have used our helpful advice!

[Sharptooh]

You should have got here a dropbox premium account, can't go wrong there!

[Rakefur]

The best thing you could have done was say to her: "Girl you so great I can't find anything that would even come close to pleasing you! So I got you nuttin."