The OFFICIAL RWL Fanfiction

[Muse]

Cahpet One
Krodon's Prohibition Swag
Suddenly, Camaclue turned and shot DC in the back of the head.
"But you're not an Ungnazi."
He tossed a gun from his belt to Krowdon, who leapt up and blasted Durza in the chest. He flew into a nearby vodka cabinet. Krowdon saw the dribbling liquid and leapt for it, lapping it up. When she looked up, there was a crazed look in her eye.
'PROHIBITION SWAG!"
She grabbed a groaning Shadow by the ankle and toosed him towards Rakefur. The ferret screamed as Shadow fastened his teeth onto the Ungnazi's wrist, gnawing fiercely. Krowdon dragged Muse up and used him as a shield as Ringo let out a volley of shots. The blasts hit Muse with a huge crack, sending him straight up and through the roof.
He didn't come down.
The fighting stopped as they clustered under the whole, looking up. Shadow scratched his chin.
"Where'd th' guv go?"
The roof exploded, revealing a helicopter, blades whirring, with a wildcat head emblazoned on the sides.
"Ungatt," Camaclue whispered.
A wildcat leaned out of the open bomb bay. "Get your pathetic rear ends up here on the double!" A rope dropped. Camaclue and Rakefur scurried up, followed by Briar, Raggon, and Vargath. Then DC sat up, clutching his jaw.
"Eediots! Don't let theem be escaping!"
Ringo and Durza fired, but Krowdon ducked the blasts and hurried up after Shadow. DC shook his fist angrily as the bomb bay doors closed.
"Curse you Ungaaaatttttt!"
A rat Ungnazi shoved an unconcious Muse into Camaclue's arms while Ungatt stood up. The hanger was small, already housing three Ungnazi's in addition to the two pilots. Ungatt scowled.
"Hold on, I think-"
There was a massive boom, and the helicopter rocked.
"What the hell is that!" Ungatt yelled.
One of the pilot's leaned back, his face grim. "It's the Tooth-Zeppelin!"
Another shot shook the helicopter. Krowdon snarled, prancing about and waving her gun.
"Blow 'em sky high! Shoot 'em down! Make 'em-"
A third shot from the massive war balloon sent the helicopter spinning through the air.
Sharptooth was here.

[Durza]

Nice Muse, you story is definitly full of action.  Loving how characters are portrayed.

[Rakefur]

So am I the Ungnazi?

[Camaclue]

yes you are. Obviously.
Can I have a part where i argue with Ungatt and go on Firetooth's side?

[Durza]

How about a conflict where my current pay is questioned and I (go to a different/ stay on the same) side?

[Dark Claws]

And can we get to the part where I start being a quazillion agent?
And don't overkill the Russian accent.

[Muse]

DAS DE POINT! EES MEANT TO BE BEING FUNNY!

[Dark Claws]

It's funny till its overkill.

[Dark Claws]

Update!