Spa emergency

[Kilkenne]

You are being led into a glorious new era wherein you can forge your own posting destiny. The name Rakefur has the potential to be rung out to the heavens calling in a better era of internet rat room spa 101 posting.

[Rakefur]

It kinda already does

[Firetooth]

You guys basically realize Sharp is just a super troll, right?

He prods you for a response, you give it, spa is more active. Check the figures. These are the first 11 days of activity from December, before sharp used his mod powers. The categories go from left to right.

Date, new topics, new posts, most online. I've bolded new posts, which is the most important one.


2011-12-01   4   98   1   14
2011-12-02   3   60   1   12
2011-12-03   3   104   0   12
2011-12-04   3   112   0   13
2011-12-05   3   178   1   15
2011-12-06   3   116   0   13
2011-12-07   5   153   2   11
2011-12-08   3   102   1   13
2011-12-09   5   465   0   27
2011-12-10   3   113   0   14
2011-12-11   4   193   1   15


These are the first 11 days of this month.

2012-01-01   5   149   0   12
2012-01-02   5   270   0   12
2012-01-03   8   223   0   12
2012-01-04   6   468   1   12
2012-01-05   5   501   1   12
2012-01-06   12   683   0   14
2012-01-07   16   857   0   14
2012-01-08   3   311   0   10
2012-01-09   15   517   0   13
2012-01-10   7   364   1   12
2012-01-11   57   769   0   16

[Kilkenne]

Been saying this for months. The purpose of the spa moderator position is to create conflict and therefore drive posts. Great success.

[Rakefur]

It's like a black hole for fun.

[Firetooth]

Stop [wash my mouth out!!!] changing your own stupid rules and you idiots stop blaming me for his own actions and my reaction to them.


I'm gonna merge every single [wash my mouth out!!!] topic in spa if you don't knock this stupid [poop] off.

hehe. I still kind of want sharp to get re-elected, for further butthurt.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

HAHAHA IT'S FUNNY! IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT WAS ALL A JOKE. HAHA THIS IS WHAT FIRETOOTH THINKS. JUST A JOKE ALL ALONG GUYS NOTHING WAS EVER SERIOUS.

(Actually they just say this so they can appear to be right in most situations when they are universally wrong. It is a common thing to do)

[Firetooth]

JUST A JOKE ALL ALONG GUYS NOTHING WAS EVER SERIOUS.

This sums up what things -should- be like in spa. Not serious. That's what I and Sharpie have been doing, but you guys have been responding all wrong.

And Unga, you do know I was never serious about that last post, it was a joke all along, I just wanted you to rage further. :P (that was a joke don't rage more on me)

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Well if we are responding wrong, CHANGE YOUR MESSAGE BECAUSE WE AREN'T GOING TO LIKE THE TASTE OF CRAP JUST BECAUSE YOU KEEP SPOON FEEDING IT TO US!

[Firetooth]

If you're fed something long enough, you'll learn to enjoy it. :P

[Ungatt Trunn II]

No, but you will learn how much I can delete in an hour or so.

[Firetooth]

Merging>deleting.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Merge, lock for a while, then delete.

Has the greatest impact.

[Gen. Volkov]

Please delete it. DELETE EVERYTHING. KILL THE CANCER.

[Rakefur]

JUST A JOKE ALL ALONG GUYS NOTHING WAS EVER SERIOUS.

This sums up what things -should- be like in spa. Not serious. That's what I and Sharpie have been doing, but you guys have been responding all wrong.

HOW DO YOU KNOW WE ARE REALLY SERIOUS BRO?