Spa emergency

Sharptooh · January 11, 2012, 03:58:23 PM

I am posting this here so Ungatt cannot read this, this is an official emergency message hailing to all members of the glorius spa, and the forums in general.

The spa is no in a 53D level lockdown, this is apparently the worst level of lockdown there is (although I'm not entirely sure what it means, as I've only just invented this level system now)

All this means is that troll posts will be deleted, lots of topics will be locked, and I will indiscriminately delete topics as I please, do not fear people the death star will not run out of juice!

Any opposition government will be quashed, their posts delted and their leaders posts desecrated, I will not allow terrorists in out glorius spa.

I apologise only that I was not informed of this matter beforehand.

And do not fear, I am charging up the deathstar as we speak, I may; as Kilk would say, Delete all the threads.

Have a good day.
-Sharptooth

Muse · January 11, 2012, 03:59:28 PM

You are evil.
Devil-child.

Firetooth · January 11, 2012, 04:06:42 PM

Spa is horrid I've moved to general discussion and am staying in a hotel. Terrorists are ruining spa! They're all horrible people who want to ruin my fun spamming. Delete all their posts, restore order.

Muse · January 11, 2012, 04:08:04 PM

You never even spam!
You sicken all good Spa-goers.

Sharptooh · January 11, 2012, 04:10:32 PM

Muse is a spa terrorist!

Do not fraternize with terrorists!

Firetooth · January 11, 2012, 04:10:59 PM

I don't spam because you people scare me away.

Stella Cadente · January 11, 2012, 04:35:44 PM

Firetooth is a great Spammer. And so is Sharptooh. You just haven't seen them spam.

Krowdon · January 11, 2012, 06:38:32 PM

I'm tired of all this Spa crap. Can't we just eliminate the mod position and return Spa to how it was?

Muse · January 11, 2012, 06:41:54 PM

I agree. Do we really need a mod?

Stella Cadente · January 11, 2012, 07:03:55 PM

Which way it was?

Krowdon · January 11, 2012, 07:04:45 PM

Quote from: Stella Cadente on January 11, 2012, 07:03:55 PM
Which way it was?

Holy Grail at the top and complete Chaos at all times of day.

Ungatt Trunn II · January 11, 2012, 07:07:30 PM

Scorched earth policy active until Sharpy comes to his senses. For the record I made a legitimate and fair offer for peace talks and he responded with a cannon ball.

Kilkenne · January 11, 2012, 07:09:54 PM

If you delete the threads then he can't lock them when he wakes up, Ungatt. You know what to do. It's for their own good.

Ungatt Trunn II · January 11, 2012, 07:11:16 PM

I've already deleted an untold number of threads.

Rakefur · January 11, 2012, 07:37:45 PM

This is precious.