ASK RAKE

[Krowdon]

ASK RAKE, a revolution in the question/answer columns. Ask me your questions, random as they be, and I will answer according to Old Krowdon's Book Of Tacos N' Woofs.

"I'm so good, I'm almost too good."

I have a book?

look in RP, looook in RP...

Is it an active rp?

[Rakefur]

Is it an active rp?

Lovely question. But no. It's not :D

[Krowdon]

I  should write a 'book' like that. What sort of book is it?

[Camaclue]

It's the story in the end of the book. The plan was to make it into Chapters, and each chapter was told by someone else.
And the actual book is chock-full of jokes, acts, songs, stories, and games. With a side affect.

[Rakefur]

I  should write a 'book' like that. What sort of book is it?

Hmmm...a good one hopefully. An book of random tips...

[Krowdon]

It's the story in the end of the book. The plan was to make it into Chapters, and each chapter was told by someone else.
And the actual book is chock-full of jokes, acts, songs, stories, and games. With a side affect.

With secret mind controlling messages. We should all write this book. But it needs a new name.

I like the 'Old Krowdons Book Of' part, but the Tacos part needs changed. Woofs can stay.

[Camaclue]

Darn. There was gonna be a part where the Redwallers would be introduced to tacos and nobody knows how to eat or make it.

[Kilkenne]

they couldn't make them, none of them eat meat

[Camaclue]

That's the joke! there's another part where Camaclue is eating a chocolate bar and a dibbun asks for a piece.
GUESS WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!?

[Krowdon]

they couldn't make them, none of them eat meat

They eat fish. And Vermin eat birds.

[Kilkenne]

those kind of tacos are inappropriate

[Krowdon]

Chicken tacos are really good, actually. But I've never seen a chicken in Mossflower.

[Camaclue]

That's because Chickens can be found in Mexico, India, and The Ember Isles.
Ember Isles copyright of me.

[Krowdon]

I'll eat all of those chickens. Then there won't be any.

[Camaclue]

TOO BAD!
They have a cloning machine