Church of Google??!!

[Gen. Volkov]

http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/Scripture/10_Commandments.html

This should answer your question Muse.

[Kilkenne]

Don't show Muse any sort of information or the like. That would mean that he might have to stop posting for the sake of watching his post count rise, thus meaning we that venture outside the spa need to read more of his terrible posts.

[Gen. Volkov]

Hmm. True. My bad. I won't post any more info for him.

[Firetooth]

He feeds off the posts of others and uses them to keep his threads going, like a parasite.

[Muse]

No, I meant what is the whole point. Every religion has a reason for being. Christians are waiting for Jesus to return a second time, Jews are waiting for a Messiah, Buddhists wish to reach enlightenment............
What's your goal?

[Shadow]

Are you being serious here, I can't tell.

[Muse]

Yeah, I'm serious. I mean, I'm just wondering, I don't care that much.

[Shadow]

Googlism is not literally a religion, is it a commentary on other religions. It is satire...

[Muse]

Ah. Makes a lot more sense.
I mean, I was pretty sure it wasn't exactly a religion. I thought it was a way of life, guidelines to follow.

[Shadow]

I refuse to believe that you are real

[Muse]

I am. Completely real.
I just enjoy annoying you guys. Your reactions are funny.

[Moose]

Guys, what I am trying to say is that I think that my poor understanding of virtually every topic is a source of amusement to everyone.

Hotdogs should be eaten at every meal.

[Raggon]

Broccoli was never meant to be eaten.