Church of Google??!!

Rakefur · December 21, 2011, 12:48:16 PM

http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/

Just found it today, all I can say is.....O.O

Muse · December 21, 2011, 12:54:47 PM

Oh my sweet Gog....

Proof 1.
Google is the closest thing to an Omniscient (all-knowing) entity in existence, which can be scientifically verified.
Hilarious! And wait! There's more....

PROOF #8

According to Google trends, the term "Google" is searched for more than the terms "God", "Jesus", "Allah", "Buddha", "Christianity", "Islam", "Buddhism" and "Judaism" combined.

God is thought to be an entity in which we mortals can turn to when in a time of need. Google clearly fulfils this to a much larger degree than traditional "gods", as shown in the image below (click to enlarge

Gen. Volkov · December 21, 2011, 04:23:11 PM

I am converting today. I will become a Googlist. This religion is literally just as valid as Christianity. In fact, it is more valid, because Google is provably real.

Our Google which art in cyberspace,
Hallowed be thy domain.
Thy search to come,
Thy results be done,
On my computer as it is in the WWW.
Give us this search our daily results.
Forgive us our spam, as those that have
spammed up against us.
And lead us not into infected sites,
But deliver us from Trojans.
For thine search engine is the greatest,
and the power,
and the glory,
For search after search.
Amen

Oh, and the Hatemail is priceless.

Peace Alliance · December 21, 2011, 05:16:34 PM

You sadden me Volky

Muse · December 21, 2011, 06:47:57 PM

Ah, what sin runs through the cold circuits of our society!

Rakefur · December 21, 2011, 08:15:42 PM

I wanna say congrats, but I know you didn't make that prayer up.

Durza · December 21, 2011, 08:55:42 PM

What about wikipedia, where does that rate in comparison to google?

Shadow · December 21, 2011, 09:28:38 PM

wikipedia is just a subset of google search results, so I would say wikipedia=the bible

Gen. Volkov · December 22, 2011, 12:16:04 AM

QuoteYou sadden me Volky

I try. XD.

Quotewikipedia is just a subset of google search results, so I would say wikipedia=the bible

That analogy is as close to perfect as we can come in this world.

Shadow · December 22, 2011, 08:38:45 AM

To make it even better, it is almost always the first thing the priests of google (the search box) refers people to when asked questions.

Gen. Volkov · December 22, 2011, 11:27:38 PM

Haha. Yes, this is true.

Blood Wake · December 23, 2011, 06:24:58 PM

That's hilarious

Durza · December 23, 2011, 07:47:56 PM

Why nice. So if google is a god, ans wikipedia is its "Bible", does google have a messiah.

This is a very interesting thread BTW.

Gen. Volkov · December 23, 2011, 11:41:06 PM

No, Google needs no messiah.

Muse · December 24, 2011, 10:07:06 AM

So what's the point? What do yu believe if you are a Googlist?