Say something funny

Shadow · October 29, 2011, 07:03:13 PM

Doo ittt..

Camaclue · October 29, 2011, 07:05:18 PM

HERP-A DERP DERP!

arachnidsGrip · October 29, 2011, 07:11:13 PM

Hahahahahahahaha! >:::: D

That sounds like something John would do.

What a derp.

Briar · October 29, 2011, 07:22:44 PM

If anyone is into physics...

Heisenberg went for a drive and got stopped by a traffic cop. The cop asked, "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replied, "No, but I know where I am."

Camaclue · October 29, 2011, 07:30:28 PM

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I get it!

Briar · October 29, 2011, 07:32:08 PM

It made me giggle when I heard it.

Shadow · October 29, 2011, 07:36:53 PM

Quote from: Briar on October 29, 2011, 07:22:44 PM
If anyone is into physics...

Heisenberg went for a drive and got stopped by a traffic cop. The cop asked, "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replied, "No, but I know where I am."

It made me smile. But I am too sick of physics right now to lol at physics jokes.

Ungatt Trunn II · October 29, 2011, 08:50:14 PM

So a seal walks into a club...

Shadow Assassin · October 30, 2011, 12:13:13 AM

A picture is worth a thousand words.

Genevieve · November 01, 2011, 06:32:36 AM

Dark Claws · November 01, 2011, 05:50:38 PM

EVER WONDER ...

Why the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara
with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline
'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what
they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with
artificial flavor, and dish washing
liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all
your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the
slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored
cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle
for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black
box that is used on airplanes? Why
don't they make the whole plane out
of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments
when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is
Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call
the airport the terminal?

Camaclue · November 01, 2011, 05:57:26 PM

Because Philosiraptor was curious before it was cool.

Durza · November 01, 2011, 07:49:49 PM

if a red house is made of red bricks and a blue house blue bricks, why is a green house made of glass?

Shadow Assassin · November 01, 2011, 10:17:29 PM

Quote from: Genevieve on November 01, 2011, 06:32:36 AM

Yea I guess it is but its funny :)

Camaclue · November 02, 2011, 08:21:05 AM

Quote from: Durza on November 01, 2011, 07:49:49 PM
if a red house is made of red bricks and a blue house blue bricks, why is a green house made of glass?

1. Blue bricks are impossible unless you paint them blue.
2. it's greenhouse. not green house.
3. It's made of glass because it lets sunlight in for plants. And Plants are green. So your question becomes invalid.