Say something funny

[Camaclue]

Chuck as in Norris. A.K.A. yes.

nice one. I wonder if its censored.

[crab].
guess not.

[Rakefur]

I have a friend whose last name is Norris.

[Camaclue]

he's lucky.

[Dark Claws]

Chuck Norris thread now?
Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter, he's already following you.
Chuck Norris once killed two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris once roundhoused kicked someone so hard they flew back in time and killed Amelia Earhart when she was flying over the Pacific.
Alien vs. Preadator was originally going to be called Alien and Predator vs. Chuck Norris but it was soon cancelled. No one would pay money to see a movie two seconds long.
Chuck Norris challenged Justin Bieber to a singing contest. The loser had to never hit puberty.
Chuck Norris once challenged Superman to a fight. The loser had to wear his underwear outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris once challenged Eminem to a rap battle. The loser had to change his skin color.
Latin is a dead language because Chuck Norris refused to speak it.
Chuck Norris build the log cabin he was born in.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
Chuck Norris can't lie. When he says something, it always becomes true.
WARNING! THIS ONE IS A LITTLE DIRTY BUT IS STILL A FACT. NOT SUITABLE FOR 5 YEAR OLDS AKA PIPPIN!
When Chuck gives you the finger, that's how many seconds you have to live.

[Durza]

The universe tried to destroy Rory Williams, it exploded.
The Pandorica was build to hold the Doctor because holding Rory Williams would be stupid.
Rory Wiliams once had a staring contest with a Weeping Angel, Rory won.
Rory once punched the eleventh Doctor, the first felt it.
Rory Williams created the Romans.
Times New Roman is refers to Times New Rory.
Superman wears Rory's underwear.
Death once had a Near-Rory experience.
That which does not kill Rory Williams makes him stronger, that which kills him also makes him stronger.
Voldemort is afraid to speak the name Rory Williams.

For those who watch Doctorr Who

[Briar]

*Likes*

I'm quoting this in the Doctor Who thread.

[twinArmageddons]

2ouldnt thii2 doctor have a name

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Don't bother. The joke is terrible I assure you.

[twinArmageddons]

then why diid iit get po2ted

[Ungatt Trunn II]

It is beyond my comprehension, as I am sure you understand. It always has been. The best approach is to nuke from orbit.

[twinArmageddons]

ii dont thiink you can do a nuke thiing wiithout knowing who two nuke

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Perhaps not, but nuking everything which looks suspicious is a whole lot better than sitting around and doing nothing about it!

[twinArmageddons]

that2 2tupiid

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Right, so you keep telling me.

[twinArmageddons]

becau2e iit ii2 2tupiid

ii dont know why ii wa2 talked ontwo here iin the fiir2t place