Plan of invasion

[Krowdon]

I dont taste sour. :(

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Don't you understand? I'm the antagonist. Now play your role and I'll play mine.

[carcinoGeneticist]

I'VE MADE MY DECISION.

WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE SOON ANYWAY, AND IF YOU'RE WILLING TO STOOP TO A LEVEL SO LOW THEN GO AHEAD AND DO IT.

GO AHEAD AND FREAKING DO IT, IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S GOING TO MATTER.

I GUESS IN THE END, I REALLY AM A HORRIBLE LEADER FOR THEM.

I KNEW THAT FROM THE START. I ALWAYS KNEW I WAS MY OWN KISMESIS.

IT SUCKS THAT IT HAD TO BE YOU SHARING THIS, RIGHT WHEN I THOUGHT SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT YOU.

UGH, NO, THAT SOUNDS STUPID. DISREGARD THAT LAST PART.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHY I SAID THAT.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

While your compliance is cute, it really DOESN'T matter anymore.

Now as a state you shall enjoy several benefits. Such as free tickets to political prisoner executions, Genetic non-compliance screening, subscription to "Federation Weekly" monthly magazine, and a chance to serve in our glorious military to fight the spammunist scourge or whatever other enemy I can think up.

Good choice sir, good choice!
The fate of a nation is in all our hands now.

[carcinoGeneticist]

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[Ungatt Trunn II]

I seem to often leave an audience speechless with my dazzling charisma, it amazes me every time.

[Krowdon]

Nooo!

Trolls why?

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Representative Krowdon of the Federal Council, United Spa Federation

HAHAHAHAHAAA deal with it.

[Krowdon]

Nope. I want nothing to do with your federation. Leave me out of that.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

"Ms. Representative, how do you plan to vote on the next resolution?"

Get used to hearing that.

[Krowdon]

Ugh. Pardon me while I go throw up my lunch.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

RESPECT MAH BUREAUCRACY!

[Krowdon]

MAKE ME

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Why?

[Krowdon]

Just being difficult.

I usually comply really nicely with things. 'Hey Krowdon, (Instructions here)'

Me: 'Okay'

Thats how it usually works.