Plan of invasion

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caligulasAquarium

wwhy are you so intent on killin me

grimAuxiliatrix

Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on November 03, 2011, 06:28:19 PM
Death is a temporary thing in Spa, perhaps not so much for trolls. But for spammers you just... respawn for lack of a better word.

If Your Dream Self Lives Then You May Come Back To Life With A Kiss

caligulasAquarium

wwhale

wwho wwants to kiss me then

i wwant to knoww before i die

grimAuxiliatrix

It Is Up To Whoever Is With You When You Meet Your Demise

Ungatt Trunn II

"On Spa Room 101" Page 1098, Spammer biology; by Ungatt Trunn, Sr.
QuoteThe spammer is incapable of natural reproduction, under most normal circumstances. Therefor we increase our ranks by recruiting others. After being exposed to Spa unprotected for a good amount of time, any species could become a spammer.

They normally keep most of their pre-existing traits. But they also lose a bit of their sanity. Their will becomes erratic, their desires become distorted and unfathomable by anyone besides themselves. Their lives become never ending, their age becomes stagnate.

They then take up various interests to entertain themselves in the fluid reality of Spa for the rest of eternity.
DIE HIPPIE DIE

grimAuxiliatrix

Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on November 03, 2011, 06:43:58 PM
"On Spa Room 101" Page 1098, Spammer biology; by Ungatt Trunn, Sr.
QuoteThe spammer is incapable of natural reproduction, under most normal circumstances. Therefor we increase our ranks by recruiting others. After being exposed to Spa unprotected for a good amount of time, any species could become a spammer.

They normally keep most of their pre-existing traits. But they also lose a bit of their sanity. Their will becomes erratic, their desires become distorted and unfathomable by anyone besides themselves. Their lives become never ending, their age becomes stagnate.

They then take up various interests to entertain themselves in the fluid reality of Spa for the rest of eternity.

We Are not Spammers

Ungatt Trunn II

I have not stated this. Just be aware, in time, you will become on of us.

In fact some of you might be already.

And some of you probably are.
And some of you are.

And I am.
DIE HIPPIE DIE

caligulasAquarium


grimAuxiliatrix

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Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on November 03, 2011, 06:48:36 PM
I have not stated this. Just be aware, in time, you will become on of us.

In fact some of you might be already.

And some of you probably are.
And some of you are.

And I am.

Ah Sorry

I Assumed That Since You Posted It You Were Trying To Say We Are One Species

Ungatt Trunn II

Do you reject us? The spammer is a noble creature. A creature of great nobility.
DIE HIPPIE DIE

grimAuxiliatrix

Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on November 03, 2011, 06:56:44 PM
Do you reject us? The spammer is a noble creature. A creature of great nobility.

I Would Like To Keep Our Culture As It Is

I Am Not Saying We Shouldnt Learn About Each Other

Ungatt Trunn II

The spammer is a hybrid species, not a culture.
DIE HIPPIE DIE

grimAuxiliatrix

That Makes Sense

What Races Are You Hybrids Of

Ungatt Trunn II

Many.

Any being that stays for too long becomes a hybrid spammer.
We are currently undertaking scientific research to create a being of pure spammer blood. Results have been horrific so far.
DIE HIPPIE DIE

grimAuxiliatrix

Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on November 03, 2011, 07:09:10 PM
Many.

Any being that stays for too long becomes a hybrid spammer.
We are currently undertaking scientific research to create a being of pure spammer blood. Results have been horrific so far.

That Is A Difficult Task