Serious problem concerning our great Spa

Ungatt Trunn II · October 25, 2011, 07:40:13 PM

I have noticed that a rise in some sort of "serious" posting on these forums. While it has had minimal impact on our Spa, I fear it could spread and eventually take us over!

The thing about this "serious posting" is that it is posted in such rapid succession that it almost resembles spam. But it is by NO means spam! It seeks to end our way of life, to engulf us so to speak.

It is Spammunism.
And I refuse to allow it.

That is why we must dispatch troops into the seedier parts of the Forums to halt the spread of Spammunism in areas where social instability and civil war are rampant. This warfare will not be conventional. No longer are we fighting the bland intellectuals of UMD. We are fighting an enemy who knows not only how to spam, but how to also not spam. Therefor to compensate for the inevitable high rate of troop losses, I am also initiating conscription to help fight for our cause.

That is all.

Rakefur · October 25, 2011, 07:57:48 PM

I vote cheese.

Ungatt Trunn II · October 25, 2011, 08:00:10 PM

Rakefur,
Serial Code 13347
Blood type F POS
Church of Land Farm
107th Provisional Army

Happy hunting son!

Rakefur · October 25, 2011, 08:00:59 PM

Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on October 25, 2011, 08:00:10 PM
Rakefur,
Serial Code 13347
Blood type F POS
Church of Land Farm
107th Provisional Army

siggied

Ungatt Trunn II · October 25, 2011, 08:03:59 PM

Even non-Federation posters are eligible for the draft.

It is time... The Federation... Stops pausing... in their sentences!

Rakefur · October 25, 2011, 08:05:09 PM

Stop Spammunism. Eat cheese. Do your part.

I'm doing my part.

Ungatt Trunn II · October 25, 2011, 08:08:22 PM

I'm doing my part!

Ungatt Trunn II
Serial Code 71837
Blood type DUB NEG
Catianity
19th Combat Brigade

Rakefur · October 25, 2011, 08:10:09 PM

I'm putting these in THE topic

Ungatt Trunn II · October 25, 2011, 08:13:03 PM

So be it.

Ryu · October 25, 2011, 09:10:16 PM

do i get to kill? if so im in

Ungatt Trunn II · October 25, 2011, 09:29:44 PM

Kill on sight, no less.

Ryu
Serial Code 44188
Blood type T-FAR POS
Church of Land Farm
107th Provisional Army

Ryu · October 25, 2011, 09:45:37 PM

*troll face*

Camaclue · October 25, 2011, 10:16:57 PM

HUZZAH FOR HATING SPAMMUNISM

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That is all.

Ryu · October 25, 2011, 11:04:27 PM

WAIT! POSTING OUTSIDE OF SPA!!?!?

MY BEING CANNOT BE SUSTAINED OUT THERE, ID BE SUFFOCATED TO DEATH. I NEED SPA TO LIVE...

Night Wolf · October 25, 2011, 11:18:00 PM

Viva la spam!

~NW