A letter to the Lady Shael

[Rakefur]

Turns (?)   161 (max 450)
Turns Stored (?)   149 (max 150)
Rank (?)   #34
Workers (?)   46,446
Acres (?)   10
Cash (?)   $0
Food (?)   0
Loyalty (?)   4,570
Networth (?)   $4,626,240
Location (?)   Southsward
Race (?)   Rat
Health (?)   93%
Tax Rate (?)   25%
Rats (?)   4,468,728
Weasels (?)   12
Stoats (?)   0
Skiffs (?)   1,930
Leaders (?)   9

[Briar]

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[Rakefur]

so true

[Briar]

I'll throw cheese in the grave just for goo measure

[Rakefur]

I'll throw cheese in the grave just for goo measure

May Land Farm forgive this act of disrespect.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Why am I not dead on reg yet?

[Briar]

Cheese is the highest honor a spammer can give to another spammer. Don't you know anything?

[Rakefur]

Cheese is so last year.

[Briar]

Lies. Cheese is immortal

[Rakefur]

Lies. Cheese is immortal

I'm not cheese.

[Briar]

Thus you are not immortal

[Rakefur]

Thus you are not immortal

Thus cheese is not immortal. All spammers are immortal, but cheese is not a spammer.

[Briar]

Correction: All good spammers are immortal

[Rakefur]

Correction: All good spammers are immortal

Incorrect Ma'am. All spammers are immortal. If not immortal, then not a spammer.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Actually *most* spammers have achieved immortality at this point. At least all the ones from the RSL generation.