HUMANS.

[carcinoGeneticist]

I ASSUME THIS IS WHAT YOU ARE.

I WAS TOLD TO COME HERE AND CHECK IT OUT BUT I THINK IT'S POINTLESS.

STATE YOUR NAME AND RANK. I WANT TO KEEP A RECORD OF ALL OF YOU WORTHLESS LOWLIFES.

[Krowdon]

Hi! I'm Krowdon and a member of the Redwall Spamlords, Leader of Empire of the Phoenix, and I'm pretty groovy.

Do you have an ingame account?

[carcinoGeneticist]

THIS IS MY INGAME ACCOUNT.

ACTUALLY I WASN'T REALLY AWARE IT WAS AN ACCOUNT.

I THOUGHT IT WAS CALLED A SESSION.

[Krowdon]

...sure?

Anyway, feel free to post around and sign up to the game.

And Ungatts a jerk.

[carcinoGeneticist]

IS THIS THE GUY GC WAS TALKING ABOUT?

SHE SAID HE TASTED LIKE DECEIT.

[Krowdon]

I want to taste like pineapples. :(

[carcinoGeneticist]

OH JEEZ. WHAT AN IDIOT.

WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO TASTE LIKE SOMETHING?

GC IS COMPLETELY OFF HER NUT.

AS THE HUMAN SAYING GOES.

[Krowdon]

Actually, GC (who?")'s Cheese done slid off her cracker, as Ungatt or Wolfy would say.

And I happen to like pineapple.

[carcinoGeneticist]

OKAY. THEN THE CHEESE DONE SLID OFF HER CRACKER.

WHATEVER. THE SAYINGS ARE EQUALLY DUMB.

OH GOG, JUST LOOKING THROUGH HER POSTS IS ENOUGH TO GIVE ME NIGHTMARES.

[Rakefur]

Hi! I'm Krowdon and a member of the Redwall Spamlords, Leader of Empire of the Phoenix, and I'm pretty groovy.

Really.

[Ryu]

yellow im butt face man.

watch out wen iz speakz to yaz

[Orycteropus afer]

Are you talking to me?!

[Ryu]

No¿ he said introduce ya self.

btw im buttfacemang

[adiosToreador]

wOULD YOU PREFER THAT, OVER rYU,

[Ryu]

no Ryu is fine. Do you play turbo?