dear general volkov

[Kilkenne]

Hail to the victors valiant
Hail to the conquering heroes
Hail, hail! to Michigan
The leaders and best!

Hail! to the victors valiant
Hail to the conquering heroes
Hail, hail! to Michigan,
The champions of the West!


please make sure that if mister general volkov logs onto these internet forums you guys post this everywhere that you see him posting, he will love you for it ok

[Pippin]

he might call me saucy

[Kilkenne]

you're a pretty saucy guy pip

[Pippin]

but then he might call me seductive

[Kilkenne]

maybe you should stop trying to seduce him, then?

[Krowdon]

Try hitting on Neobaron instead.

[Pippin]

but i don't like men and volkovs neither, he's just pure sexyness  >:(

[Krowdon]

but i don't like men and volkovs neither, he's just pure sexyness

Well if he's pure sexyness, then why cant you hit on him.

[Pippin]

that adds nothing to the argument of volkov calling me names that imply im a beast

he also once implied i was a dibbun, maybe i should call the interwebz policemen

[Krowdon]

Or the SSP.

[Pippin]

no i said the interwebz police i don't want the ssp i hear they're poor at their profession.

[Krowdon]

Whats wrong with SSP?

[Pippin]

woman. wohohohoman. wohohohohohoohohohohoohohohoman. i said webz policia not the super sarcastic postmen ok? i don't want a nasty comment to ruin my morning whilst receiving my letters and parcels.

[Krowdon]

[Pippin]

you expect me to drink a turkish flag? you sir, are a disappointment.