The greatest addition to a film ever

[Kilkenne]

inferior genetics leads to sunburns

[Pippin]

HIS PARENTS DIDNT WEAR SUNTAN LOTION

[Kilkenne]

not sure that that substance changes babby's genetics but who knows

[Pippin]

i was told by a rich baboon if that constitutes (i don't know if this is used in context(or that)) anything.

[Kilkenne]

how did this baboon acquire his wealth?

[Pippin]

through a business venture called "fat lady with a little dog", she basically went round giving business advice to lost causes such as baboons and chimps alike. He took the advice and succeeded.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Too bad Irish are the master race.

[Pippin]

look at the wider perspective.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

I'm not going to! I don't even know what's going on!

[Dark Claws]

Neither do I, I'm just here to post and get my name on the spa.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Have you chosen what you'd like to do for the Federation yet?

[Dark Claws]

Eh, what do you have?

[Pippin]

you thick weener

*brandishes a bat*

[Dark Claws]

*gags Pippin*

[Pippin]

*spits out* im ungagable you little rodent, they had to BAN me to stop me.