vote neo

[Neobaron]

But then the smudges on the screen are still there and it creates a second layer of smudges.

(I have thought about this.)

[Krowdon]

Oh.  :-\

Then I have nothing.

[Ashyra Nightwing]

I don't either, but that is mostly because of my (fake) OCD. I spend most of my time with my phone trying to get the smudges off the screen.

I would have preferred a digital flip phone, but most of the models looked like they were produced when Ja'rule was still relevant.

but what about this slammin' phone:

(that I personally used to own, losing this was the worst thing)

[Rakefur]

Thats pretty cool.

[Kilkenne]

maybe you should cut back on the recreational drugs and unprotected sex young lady and maybe you wouldn't have lost your cellular device HMMMM

[Krowdon]

maybe you should cut back on the recreational drugs and unprotected sex young lady and maybe you wouldn't have lost your cellular device HMMMM

*facepalm*


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Did you lose your phone, or did it break?

[Rakefur]

Kilk stole it.

[Kilkenne]

I'm like the hamburglar only with phones and not hamburgers. Mayor McCheese has had a warrant out for my arrest for decades, but the cops in McDonaldland are poor detectives at best.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Take that back, I was chief of police for 14 years in McDonaldland

[Kilkenne]

And yet you were removed from office in shame when you failed to catch the thief from that rash of hamburger thefts in '83.

[Rakefur]

And yet you were removed from office in shame when you failed to catch the thief from that rash of hamburger thefts in '83.

Which just happened to be Kilk.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

It was the case that broke me, I spent many nights awake in my apartment, drinking from a bottle of scotch, trying to patch the clues together.

I just couldn't manage to work it out in my head. I was in a very dark place for a while.

[Rakefur]

You're always in a dark place it seems. You need some cheering up. Have a balloon.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Don't worry, I assassinated Mayor McCheese for firing me. Hahahaha.

[Rakefur]

Don't worry, I assassinated Mayor McCheese for firing me. Hahahaha.

Thats funny. But that put you on the run, and his ghost tormented you. So your were still in a dark place.