Official Spa Room Candidates: Commence Campaigning

[Blobfish]

you are now in the soft, tender hands of the SS!

Soft, tender hands that should be kneading dough!

[Rakefur]

you are now in the soft, tender hands of the SS!

Soft, tender hands that should be kneading dough!

BLOBI-FACE is unrelentless.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

He shall be purged, we have no need for snot in our glorious spa.

[Blobfish]

you are now in the soft, tender hands of the SS!

Soft, tender hands that should be kneading dough!

BLOBI-FACE is unrelentless.

Indeed I am. Now go before I obloberate your face.

He shall be purged, we have no need for snot in our glorious spa.

But I have need for snot in my sandwich, as well as three new born pidgeons and the hair of a commie as garnishing.

TL;dr Unga is a commie housewife who should be making me a delicous sandwich.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

The sandwich is in the oven, talking snot. Go ahead and retrieve it, as it is ready for you!

[Rakefur]

you are now in the soft, tender hands of the SS!

Soft, tender hands that should be kneading dough!

BLOBI-FACE is unrelentless.

Indeed I am. Now go before I obloberate your face.

Are you the Obliterater?

[Rakefur]

He shall be purged, we have no need for snot in our glorious spa.

Can we burn him?

[Blobfish]

The sandwich is in the oven, talking snot. Go ahead and retrieve it, as it is ready for you!

Deliver it to me, and be less lippy about it. I remember when commie housewives were seen and not heard.

As for me being talking snot, I'm made 99% of awesomeness and 1% from the tears of a newborn fascist.

[Blobfish]

you are now in the soft, tender hands of the SS!

Soft, tender hands that should be kneading dough!

BLOBI-FACE is unrelentless.

Indeed I am. Now go before I obloberate your face.

Are you the Obliterater?

The Obliterator? No, he is but one of many who shall eventually see my presence revealed and be forced to become a slave to serve me.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Err, but Mr. Snot, your awesomeness has rendered my incapable of movement! Please, get it yourself to accept my offering!

[Rakefur]

you are now in the soft, tender hands of the SS!

Soft, tender hands that should be kneading dough!

BLOBI-FACE is unrelentless.

Indeed I am. Now go before I obloberate your face.

Are you the Obliterater?

The Obliterator? No, he is but one of many who shall eventually see my presence revealed and be forced to become a slave to serve me.

Ahhh. Keep quoting me. We'll set a record.

[Blobfish]

Err, but Mr. Snot, your awesomeness has rendered my incapable of movement! Please, get it yourself to accept my offering!

Ah, I understand, that does happen. Still, of you don't move soon the awesomeness will permanently paralyze you, better get moving or you won't be making any more sandwiches any time soon.

[Rakefur]

Err, but Mr. Snot, your awesomeness has rendered my incapable of movement! Please, get it yourself to accept my offering!

Ah, I understand, that does happen. Still, of you don't move soon the awesomeness will permanently paralyze you, better get moving or you won't be making any more sandwiches any time soon.

That was his point.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Such insolence from a talking snot, the tissue camp awaits you.

[Blobfish]

Such insolence from a talking snot, the tissue camp awaits you.

You are like an infant street urchin insulting the president, you cannot fathom how little weight your words carry, housewife. You are talking to the most powerful being in existence, sacrifice yourself to me and I will forgive you.