A vote for Trunn

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Many thought we faded away. Many thought we were defeated. But the Federation lives on in the dream of your great leader, me! Luckily for all of you I have no access to cyanide.

Anyway, why you should elect me the Spa Mod:

I already have experience, I am immortal, I have defeated the bot horde, I have defeated the spammer horde, I have defeated my own clone, I have defeated the mods on many occasions, and I even once had access to the Staff Forums! My being was purified after that, and I became more powerful. A mortal viewing such material would have been killed instantly. I shall rise our spa up from the slums it has been transformed into by the unwashed masses. No bot shall ever have control of our great Spa. They shall all perish.

My opponents would have you think that you should vote for them, but a vote for anything but me is a temporary addition to the problems we already have, when I am a permanent solution. Never once have I lost a fight, ever. It isn't in my blood. My blood is made of pure silver. I would have used gold but I needed gold to build my house.

The war we fight rages on, but our comrades that died to the communist RSL march with us in spirit! A vote for Trunn is a vote for TRUNN!

UNGATT TRUNN = NUMBER ONE!

In unrelated news, Shadow has been made the Minister of Public Relations for the Federation.

[Krowdon]

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Also as you can see my enemy is incapable of anything worthy of mention.

[Shadow]

My approach to public relations is simple. If we remove all those who dislike us, then the entire population will be on our side.

Now, good sir/madam, a random opinion poll: Are you going to vote for Trunn?

[Krowdon]

Also as you can see my enemy is incapable of anything worthy of mention.

Since when are we enemies?

@ shadow: No, I will not vote for Trunn. I also didnt capitalize your name.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

And here we see the inherent failure of democracy, it gives power to the idiotic masses. All problems can be solved with FORCE!!   

[Shadow]

Krowdon will shortly be removed from spa.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

The enemy of my enemy is my enemy.

[Krowdon]

Krowdon will shortly be removed from spa.

You cant make me leave. lol. neeb.

[Shadow]

I'M NOT A NEEB YOU BIG BULLY

[Ungatt Trunn II]

The enemy is nothing better than a bot, they hold their material spam in highest regards and only care for themselves. They are slaves to nothing but an abstract concept! They put no effort in for the state which is the future of the people! The state is supreme!

[Krowdon]

I think you are a loony in the head.

[Shadow]

you're a loony-head

[Ungatt Trunn II]

A profligate like you would. You expect us to support you? YOU SUPPORT US! And through this, you support all. But you are a traitor to the state! A selfish person with no values.

[Pippin]

yaaaaaaay