The Search For the Gilded Spoon!

[Camaclue]

(Cool, maybe I should use it.)
Everybody except Elaine: *looks at the two confusedly*
Cam: Should we hit the plot with a stick?
Everyone:*nods*
Cam: *grabs stick and hits the author*
Camaclue: Okay, I'll do something insanely implausible. Can't believe this.
Elaine and Bert: *Disappear*
Badger: Where did he go?
Camaclue: Either Southsward or the Northlands.
Jule: That's very helpful.
Cam: Awesome and Jule, you go with your Long Patrol and Guosim to the North, We'll go south.
Jule: What if you catch this nobody guy?
Skipper: *faints from lack of intelligence*
Cam: Use Plot holes. They help travel places faster. Now, We're off!

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Carl: So, where ya from?
Culling:  the 31st cent-
Rent: *Elbows Culling*
Culling: Ow! Oh, I mean, from around.
Rent: We're doo-*falls into plot hole*
Culling: Renty, you okay?
Rent: Yeah, I'm just on a hill. Of Melancholy.
Carl: Lol, music reference.
Camaclue: Mwahahahaha *strokes evil taped-on mustache*

[Camaclue]

Camaclue stared at his computer screen, waiting for a reply to the story. Someone HAD to reply, or the story wouldn't be complete. His eyelids started feeling heavy, he tried to stay awake, but he couldn't. Camaclue rested his head on the table, when, suddenly, there was a flash in his closet. Out popped Rent, Culling, Cam, and Abbot Jakes wearing a party hat. "We can explain... kinda." Cam said as they disappeared in a flash of blue light.


(When they start time traveling, send them to your house or room, with one of them saying "We can explain." and then disappearing. And make sure it's a character you made. Dark Claws, you can use some of my characters, too, if you're still there)

[Dark Claws]

Badger: What the heck just happened?
Jule: I guess Camacule just made them time travel? And Why aren't you writing my full name.
Dark Claws: Lazy. No shut up or I'll kill you off.
Jule: *shuts up*
Badger: Should we time travel?
Dark Claws: Ehh I'll just do it for his sake. Long patrol, stay.
Jule, DC, and Badger Time  travel.
Guys: *Appear next to me*
Me: Now what?
Badger: Go back I guess?
Guys: *travel back*
Dark Claws: Oh shoot! I forgot to tell the real me 'We can explain!' And I'm lazy.
Badger: It counts. Now what?
Long Patrol: *comes up riding in tanks*
Dark Claws: WAIT!
Long Patrol: What?
Dark Claws: We can't just keep these in the story, it's against the rules!
Badger: So, what next?
Dark Claws: I'll just teleport them into the future, what could they do?
MEANWHILE
Amelia Earhart: I'm going to do it! I'm going to fly around--
Tanks: *fall and crush her*
BACK TO THE STORY!
Badger: So, should I just go kill Bert?
Dark Claws: Nah, the story will be over. How about...
Dark Claws: *makes a bunch of badgers appear*
Badger: Who are these guys?
Dark Claws: Clones of you. I'll also make clones of Bert and make an epic Bloodwrath battle scene while we just sit on the sidelines eating popcorn.
Badger: Cool.
Bert: *appears*
Dark Claws: *clones Bert but chains the original to the edge of a cliff*
Bert: AHHHH! AND IT'S NOBODY!
Me: Shut up.
Bert: *shuts up*
Badgers and Bert: *epically battle*
Dark Claws and the rest of the characters not fighting: *puts on 3D glasses* OOOOOOOHH!

[Camaclue]

Cam: Dark Claws, U SILLEH.
Carl: Should we go?
Everyone: Yeah.
Bert: *Disappears again* AND IT'S NOBRENICUS!!!!!!!
Camaclue: There we go! And Dark Claws, No! Bad Dark Claws, back! *Hits DC with Newspaper*
Dark Claws: *whimpers in fear*
Cam: We're off!
Everyone: *Goes*
Cam: Aww, I wanted to see the epic battle in 3D.
Epic Battle: *ends with one badger surviving and stabbing himself in the chest*

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Nobby: Don't call me Nobby, either!
Nobrenicus: *Smiles* Better. Now, Elaine, see this Island? *Points to Island*
Elaine: No, I'm bl-
Nobody: It's my secret fortress.
Camaclue: THAT NO CHARACTER CAN TELEPORT TO. *Points newspaper at Dark Claws*
Nobody: Thanks, Camaclue.
Camaclue: *Kicks Bert and Elaine to the Island* And I CAN call you Bert!

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Carl: Wait... If I was with Cam, Yet I'm here with Culling and Rent ., then that means... *Falls into Time Traveling Plot hole and comes back* There we go.
Culling: Huh. I didn't even notice that until now.
Camaclue: Me neither.
Rent:wait, that would mean you did that last min-
Camaclue: *Elbows Rent*
Rent Ow!
Camaclue Muahahaha! *Strokes taped-on mustache evilly*

[Dark Claws]

Badger: Am I the only one that notices that this is going by two different plot lines?
Dark Claws: What's your point?
Badger:....
Jule: So...
Badger: I think we're just waiting for the gilded spoon?
Dark Claws: *makes Bert appear in front of him and steals the spoon*
Wierdo: Hey give it back! And why did you rename me wierdo?
DC: Because I felt like it.
Ernie: This is getting annoying! And your completely disregarding everything in this plotline!
DC: Shut up Moron!
Moron: These aren't even original! And that Sesame Street reference isn't making it funnier!
Jule: So, are we done here?
Badger: Knowing Dark Claws, he's going to teleport Bert back to the secret fortress without the spoon and we'll just sit here while Camacule  changes up the situation.
Taped on Mustache: These names are getting wierder.
DC: Yeah, why not? *teleports taped on mustache to the fortress and completely disregards what Camacule said*
Badger: What's the plotline now?
DC: Don't care, I'm out. 

[Camaclue]

Camaclue: *grabs shotgun and goes to get his mustache* Last time, DC. *Teleports spoon back to Bert*
Spoon: Teleporting tickles.
Everyone: GASP!
Spoon: What?
Cam: THE SPOON TALKS

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Cam: And then he was all like "But dude, all we got is apple juice." And I'm all like "It's all your fault! ALL YOUR FAULT!!!"
Krowdon: Um... nice story?
Cam: It's AMAZING, I know.
Otter: Hey guys, we're at the beach.
Cam: Is it plastic?
Otter: No.
Cam: Aww. D:
Krowdon: So now what?
Cam: Now, we sail!
Everyone: *Is on a ship*
Skipper: Where did we get this ship?
Cam: Haha! I have no idea!
Skipper: *faints*
Cam: Oh look Bert's Island.
arrows: *fly towards ship*
Cam: OH SHIP!! *dodges*

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Camaclue: And then I was all like "Cam: OH SHIP!!" and he dodges the arrows.
Dark Claws: l:C I read that.
Krowdon: Lol, that was actually funny.
Dark Claws: Why are you making me have a conversation? I want this RP finished!
Camaclue: But if I do, then I have to leave protection!
Dark Claws: And I'll be waiting...
Camaclue: I GOT IT! I'll make a Role Play about some humans that go to the Redwallverse as their characters! And NOBEAST CAN STOP ME!!!!
Dark Claws: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

[Dark Claws]

DC: That's it! I am finishing this.
Badger: How?
DC: Plotline hole.
Badger: So, there's a ship...
DC: To save time, I'm making everyone go on it.
Everyone: *goes on it*
Arrows: *fly menacingly*
Badger: Should I?
DC: Go right ahead.
Badger: *gets some berryjuice*
DC: Ready?
Badger: Been wanting to do this for a while. BLOOOOOOODWRATH!
Arrows: *keep flying*
Badger: *epically dodges them all in slow mo*
Arrows: *continue to fly*
Badger: *leaps over the edge and lands in the shallows.
Arrows: *still flying*
Badger: *gets ashore*
Arrows: *flying*
Badger: *goes infront of archers*'
Archers: Freeze! Umm, we're going to need bigger handcuffs.
Badger: *Grabs a broken arrowhead*
Archers: Uh, what does he have there? Is it a knife?
Badger: *epically fights*
DC: Ugh, stupid roleplay rules!
Cam: Dang, look at what he's doing to them.
DC: I almost feel bad for them.
Cam: Oh my... Is that even legal?!
Skipper: I did that on my fifth birthday.
DC: *whistles while the awkward moment continues*
Cam: Your messed up.