So, who do you think would win in a fight, an awesome goat or some crappy commie

[AoU]

He has clearly just seen an old lady in her undergarments.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

You explain this one.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Oh, too easy.

[AoU]

This picture is worth a thousand words.

Clearly the man behind him is his evil twin brother, who has always coveted how light his uniform is in comparison. The man attempted to steal the uniform, coming at our friend there with a knife. The very same knife which was taken from him and used to pin his treacherous hand to that pillar. Now, he's showing his buddies how awesome he is. He's all "Look, this guy comes in and tries to steal my vestments and I was all 'NAH BRO, why'on't'chu c'mat'me? Then I stabbed him with his own knife. LOLOLOLOL."
Yes, he talks like that.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Sounds feasible.

[AoU]

You sound freezable.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

I think to aid the Federation's cause, I shall make an entire album of reaction faces that our soldiers can use to combat the RSL plague.

[AoU]

One of them ought to be a war face.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

[AoU]

He's doing a pretty cool dance.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

It's called the stubble hub.

[AoU]

The hub of all stubble?

[Ungatt Trunn II]

I think so.

[AoU]

I must destroy it!

[Ungatt Trunn II]

LIKE HELL YOU WILL  >:(