Trumpet Player AND World leader?

[Charles]

Trumpet because they are light and can move fast, sound cool, hurt like heck when you get hit with one, plus I am a long time trumpet player  :P

After discovering this unique piece of information, I have come to the conclusion that our leader has no limits other than gravity.

[Pippin]

outstanding

[Charles]

Inspirational!

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Enthralling!

[Pippin]

exciting!

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Contorsol!

[Charles]

Absolutely, undisputedly thrilling.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Contorsol is definitely the best description, wouldn't you agree?

[Charles]

Yes.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Also if I tried to play the trumpet now I'd most likely end up not playing the trumpet as it has been so long. I have moved on to playing the snake flute.

[Charles]

Also if I tried to play the trumpet now I'd most likely end up not playing the trumpet as it has been so long. I have moved on to playing the snake flute.

Your theory is simply irrelevant, once a trumpeter always a trumpeter!

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Yes, this always gets the ladies too as you probably know.

[Charles]

Not so much the ladies, usually the lonesome men.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

And that, sir, is why I am always armed. Even at my grandmother's house. Wait I don't have a grandmother.... Who was that!?

[Charles]

A well placed monkey assassin im sure.