S.H.A.E.L demands a coup

[Krowdon]

If I egged your car, the egg would be broken. Noob.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

My car is an egg you asinine profligate!

[Krowdon]

Y u use big wurdzzz?

[Ungatt Trunn II]

To make me feel superior with limited effort.

[Krowdon]

I never thought of it that way. I might have to do that IRL.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Most people give up at that point...

[Krowdon]

What do you mean?

[Ungatt Trunn II]

After you use big words, they give up!

[Krowdon]

Not if I have to talk to them every day.

[Mr.Grimm]

I, founder and sole member of the honorable spam organization S.H.A.E.L, formally request the assistance of RSL, SSS and whatever other spam organizations there are to lead a coup against the Spa Federation and dictator of Spa, Ungatt Trunn II.

If you guys can post in spa so much so that it's too much for Ungatt to handle, I will remove him as moderator of Spa and we will hold an election for the new Spa Mod.

For the record, Shael mentioned my organization. Also, I'M IN!!! Bring down Trunn! This will teach you to form coup within the RSL without me!

[Firetooth]

Yeah, Viva la revolution.

You know, hypothetically, if Unga would read this, in theory I would keep an open mind on the possibility of considering reducing my post count in exchange for something, possibly a bribe, but only hypothetically.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

I read over and over what you put in small print but it still made no sense  :'(

[Firetooth]

Well hypothetically if you were to give me nice stuff then I'd help you in this posting battle. :P

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Well, enlist. And we'll see what we can do. We'll call my actions "air support" and leave it at that. Obviously the things we destroy are dangerous to the ideals of the Federation.

[Firetooth]

Tell ya what, I'll help you fix this dump alongside Dirty Harry if you become socialist and start a rigorous potato farming scheme, then when the peasants rely on potatos to live, we'll cut off the potato supplies. Then WE will have the potatos! Brilliant, no?