S.H.A.E.L demands a coup

Ungatt Trunn II · July 12, 2011, 04:47:37 AM

Where potato scheme = pyramid scheme? I'm in. The profits will cause a rift in time and space. And drastically lower the population, which could create jobs for the middle class!

Firetooth · July 12, 2011, 04:50:11 AM

Comrade, Spa is now a communist state. Now we just need a thread to start rationing potatoes to the select few who do not oppose us.

Ungatt Trunn II · July 12, 2011, 04:53:22 AM

Tell Sharptooth that he has officially been given a full Federal pardon, and that we humbly apologize for undermining his efforts during the first civil war. This time, when we are done with these rebels, we shall nationalize Google and evenly distribute its money among the populace.

And extend my offer to Pippin. Us four could destroy the rebels with minimal effort if we properly utilize my mod powers. I have a few acquaintances who played a big role in my rise to power who I may be able to gain support from, but that is up to fate now.

Viva la blalbalba!@!!#

Firetooth · July 12, 2011, 04:55:24 AM

Finally, we can crush these bourgeois scumbags and bring back the power of the people through mighty potatos and nationalization!

I think our army, the SRA, has some issues though. It has RANKS. GENERALS. C'mon, let's be rational and reasonable communists here and abolish them. Power to the people through the might of the army, I say.

Ungatt Trunn II · July 12, 2011, 04:58:17 AM

SRA is the military for RSL. The Federation uses a whole new military structure. Basically there are soldiers and uhhh... Representatives. Of those soldiers. These representatives, as the voice of their people, get better quality... well, everything. This is because of the stress that comes with having to voice the masses! They also have command over their respective groups, for obvious reasons.

Firetooth · July 12, 2011, 05:03:32 AM

Command is for the evil bourgeois class, we must abolish ranks my comrade.

Ungatt Trunn II · July 12, 2011, 05:06:37 AM

The Federation awards those who put the state above themselves. We must have clearly established echelons of power for to keep the chaotic order of the Federation, and to keep us loosely organized to strike any who threaten the Federation, either directly through attacks or "dangerous" speech, or indirectly by forsaking the ideals we hold dear.

When duty calls, they pay the price.

Firetooth · July 12, 2011, 05:07:30 AM

Cool. Do we have nukes?

Ungatt Trunn II · July 12, 2011, 05:10:32 AM

Why yes. We rarely, if ever, make any effort to understand our enemy before we attack. To do so would most likely be a waste of resources and even the lives of our intelligence agents who would be much more suited to quelling anti-Federation sentiment within our population.

We typically nuke the planet of our enemies with a Q bomb unless there is something of value on it.

Firetooth · July 12, 2011, 05:15:26 AM

Sounds good, I think we also need to accelerate the space race by making the first potato farm outside the Earth's atmosphere.

Ungatt Trunn II · July 12, 2011, 05:17:05 AM

We have a freakin' Apiary on the Sun. The space race is over.

Firetooth · July 12, 2011, 05:19:54 AM

We do? Nice.

I've got a good idea-how about we dispose of our waste by sending it into the sun? :P

Ungatt Trunn II · July 12, 2011, 05:22:45 AM

Actually we send most our waste towards Andromeda. Stinkin' Andromeda, trying to collide with the Milky way...

Sure it won't have any real effects on our solar system, but still. They are messing up everythin!

Firetooth · July 12, 2011, 05:28:56 AM

I agree. I say we launch potatos at it, that'll solve it. 4.5billions years worth of potato bombardbment can do a lot.

Ungatt Trunn II · July 12, 2011, 05:31:28 AM

This is all fine and good, but we still have a rebellion to quell! They seek to destroy our way of life. YOUR way of life (from this day forward haha)

I think that if you manage to get both Sharptooth and Pippin loyal to our cause, you would have the coveted rank of Sky Marshal assured...