SLAY THE EVIL EMPEROR

[Holby]

The Hounds of Ulster (#7)
Turns (?)   450 (max 450)
Turns Stored (?)   150 (max 150)
Rank (?)   #1
Workers (?)   161,953
Acres (?)   33,829
Cash (?)   $4,004,679,478
Food (?)   5,793,186,190
Loyalty (?)   90,253,982
Networth (?)   $1,048,619,988
      
Location (?)   Mossflower
Race (?)   Wolf
Health (?)   100%
Tax Rate (?)   11%
Rats (?)   125,645,552
Weasels (?)   8,483,665
Stoats (?)   172,262,643
Skiffs (?)   8,264,211
Leaders (?)   683,905



WAIT, SORRY, IT'S JUST VOLKOV. NVM

[Ruddertail]

Volkov, why do I get the feeling you had your shields down. . .?

[Shadow]

You play your volkyflute. The Volkov attacks in a grumpy rage!

[Gen. Volkov]

Nope, shields were up. They just invested a lot of turns in hitting me. On my recent attacks sheet, there are like 50 or 60 suicides, then 20 something steals, then a bunch of poisons and murders.

Oh, and I hit you Shadow, because I knew it would be a good idea to capture you.

God, it took you guys forever to do anything to me. I was sitting around, bored, waiting for some form of revenge.

[Holby]

You should see his ratio. It will blow your mind.

[Gen. Volkov]

Probably not very high. LOL. I wasn't getting that much in captures from him. Would have captured you Holbs, but you only have 23k land. I needed land at least as much as I did leaders.

[Shadow]

Oh, and I hit you Shadow, because I knew it would be a good idea to capture you.

Lulz. It wasn't. I had maybe 1.5m leaders. Maybe.

[Gen. Volkov]

LOL. I realized that after I started capturing you, but there weren't many better targets.

[cloud]

I kind of saw this coming.

[Firetooth]

Now I'm first just off food net, this is...odd.

[Kilkenne]

Now I'm first just off food net, this is...odd.

How is that odd? It's been that way pretty often for like five years that someone gets to 1.5+ billion net with just food.

Now, we can do this two ways.

1) I can sack you 150 times

2) You can send me the food

3) Something about murder because it's the same thing as sack, I hear.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Now I'm first just off food net, this is...odd.

How is that odd? It's been that way pretty often for like five years that someone gets to 1.5+ billion net with just food.

Now, we can do this two days.

1) I can sack you 150 times

2) You can send me the food

3) Something about murder because it's the same thing as sack, I hear.

You can do what two days? Those three things? Seems both overkill and paradoxical to do all three. Especially in two days.

[Kilkenne]

Ungatt I'm drunk, I can't be expected to make coherent posts.

[cloud]

Now I'm first just off food net, this is...odd.

How is that odd? It's been that way pretty often for like five years that someone gets to 1.5+ billion net with just food.

Now, we can do this two days.

1) I can sack you 150 times

2) You can send me the food

3) Something about murder because it's the same thing as sack, I hear.

You can do what two days? Those three things? Seems both overkill and paradoxical to do all three. Especially in two days.

You were the second person to correct him, but I'll forgive you.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

How was I the second? Get out.