Why are you carrying a weasel?

[Kilkenne]

Well?

it's not a weasel

[Firetooth]

The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.

Lol, I laughed, and in future I will be careful not to confuse martens and weasels. I have nothing else to add to this thread at this moment in rime.

[Ruddertail]

Obviously it's a marten. Have you ever seen a weasel goldmine? Well, have you?!!!

[Firetooth]

Obviously it's a marten. Have you ever seen a weasel goldmine? Well, have you?!!!

If only his line had been:

"Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "Can a weasel goldmine like this?" then punched him in the nose and fled.

Or:

"Pop goes the weasel"

[Ruddertail]

Except then we'd be putting a collection together to bail Kilk out of jail.

[Shadow]

moved to spa

[Prussia]

I would like to make a suggestion that he was bringing it for witchcraft. Witches often have animal familiars.

[Kilkenne]

How dare you move my thread, I was hoping that it would become an in-depth discussion on the weasel-based weaponry that criminals of the future will subjugate us with.

[Ruddertail]

That's not terribly plausible. We all know weasels are bad at offence. Rats, now. . . those are another story.

[Prussia]

I am fond of the leaders.

[Mr.Grimm]

Weasels are some the best predators out there.

[Prussia]

As long as they do not prey on children

[Mr.Grimm]

Well once phase one of my master plan is over, they just might...

[Prussia]

I do hope you know I dislike you. Why would one wish bad things upon children?

[Mr.Grimm]

I picking up the fact that you might dislike me a tad. ;)

Because I find children quite bothersome and annoying. And so very loud.