A request

Rinzler · June 12, 2011, 04:02:18 PM

Quote from: Mr.Grimm on June 12, 2011, 03:59:15 PM
With butter? Please say yes.

Only with Margarine, butter was considered too unhealthy when I was coded

Quote from: Prussia on June 12, 2011, 03:59:24 PM
How can a computer create toast? Are you hooked up to another system?

I am connected to precisely 435024 other devices, all of which augment or allow some of my functions

Prussia · June 12, 2011, 04:03:46 PM

How interesting.

Mr.Grimm · June 12, 2011, 04:05:02 PM

Quote from: Rinzler on June 12, 2011, 04:02:18 PM
Quote from: Mr.Grimm on June 12, 2011, 03:59:15 PM
With butter? Please say yes.

Only with Margarine, butter was considered too unhealthy when I was coded

Blast this new wave of health fantics. Can't even get a piece of toast with butter on it anymore.

Prussia · June 12, 2011, 04:06:18 PM

If I have a soft bread, I put a large slice of cold butter into the middle and eat it. The butter tastes better like that.

Rinzler · June 12, 2011, 04:08:19 PM

Quote from: Mr.Grimm on June 12, 2011, 04:05:02 PM
Blast this new wave of health fantics. Can't even get a piece of toast with butter on it anymore.

Fat free butter substitute can also be offered if that would please you more

Prussia · June 12, 2011, 04:09:42 PM

I would not eat a substitute. You are putting dangerous chemicals into your body.

Mr.Grimm · June 12, 2011, 04:12:22 PM

Quote from: Rinzler on June 12, 2011, 04:08:19 PM
Quote from: Mr.Grimm on June 12, 2011, 04:05:02 PM
Blast this new wave of health fantics. Can't even get a piece of toast with butter on it anymore.

Fat free butter substitute can also be offered if that would please you more

Thank you, but no. I'll just have to have my toast without butter.

Ungatt Trunn II · June 12, 2011, 06:43:26 PM

Fat free substitutes are being altered for use in the ongoing war effort. Would you like to know more?

Mr.Grimm · June 13, 2011, 03:47:04 PM

Where is my friend Prussia? Did he end up getting beat up by Austria? Pity. I did enjoy listening to him saying that he would kill me in Turbo.

Krowdon · June 13, 2011, 09:34:59 PM

haha. You have death threats. Thats funny. I dont think I ever got any. ever. No one cares enough to kill me. XD

Mr.Grimm · June 14, 2011, 12:40:22 PM

I have received quite a few death threats on RWL.

Ungatt Trunn II · June 14, 2011, 01:20:52 PM

To: Grimm

Grimm, I find that every time I am in your presence, I wish to end your life. This is probably because of interactions we have previously had in which I lowered my opinion of you. I have come to the conclusion that the only way to settle this occurrence is to end your life. However, if you cease this behavior I may change my mind later, however this cannot be guaranteed as I have already enacted the steps in which I was to end your life. But, if you wish, we can have a gentleman's duel at noon in the town square's Main Street, post haste!

Kindest Regards,
Commander Ungatt Trunn II of Spa

P.S. You may add this to the pile of death threats. No matter how ridiculous it is.

Mr.Grimm · June 14, 2011, 03:24:25 PM

To: Commander Ungatt Trunn II of Spa

Trunn, I must express my deepest regret and remorse as of how things have gone about. I have great respect for you as a spammer and as a general, but I cannot, however, forgive you for planning a coup d'etat without me and your refusal to give a position of that of equal rank of council member within the new Spa Federation. It is then with a heavy heart that I as your immortal half brother, must agree to duel you in the town square's Main Street. I only wish that our father Cthulhu can forgive us.

Warm Regards,
Grimm

P.S. I have added your note to my growing collection of death threats. Thank you.

P.P.S. As we are both immortal, I imagine that a duel to the death will take some time. Should I pack a lunch?

Krowdon · June 14, 2011, 04:45:45 PM

Seppuku is the only solution.

Sharptooh · June 14, 2011, 05:02:33 PM

Oh spa room, how I have missed you in my two day absence!