A request

Prussia · June 11, 2011, 02:51:27 PM

I am in here because Ungatt Trunn II made a suggestion. Although I am not sure what I am to be doing here. It is a strange space. Your topics do not follow a set pattern like the other boards.

Ungatt Trunn II · June 11, 2011, 02:53:20 PM

Patterns are for communists. Welcome aboard sir!

To your left we have the national dictator office, to your right we have exploding penguins. Everywhere else is fair game.

Prussia · June 11, 2011, 02:55:22 PM

Communism is not a good thing. Though in perhaps a few years, it shall vanish.

Ungatt Trunn II · June 11, 2011, 02:57:19 PM

Only to be replaced by socialism. The only way we can save our way of life is to close the borders and invade Antarctica. Then, we shall nuke Antarctica, the heat from the explosions will melt all the ice and the floods shall kill all the evil fish in the world. We are then free to explore the universe.

Prussia · June 11, 2011, 02:58:26 PM

I think you have bad solutions to these problems.

cloud · June 11, 2011, 03:00:51 PM

Ungatt is just confused. Shortly I will become leader of the one nation world.

Ungatt Trunn II · June 11, 2011, 03:02:28 PM

I will only support your nation if I get a position of power. Otherwise I shall oppose it in every way! Just like every other politician.

cloud · June 11, 2011, 03:02:53 PM

I'll give you enough to sate your lust for power.

Ungatt Trunn II · June 11, 2011, 03:05:03 PM

Okay. You have my sword!

Also I have an uncanny ability to produce antimatter based weapons. If the Martians piss you off, you let me know. We'll blow our whole darn existence to hell to achieve revenge!

cloud · June 11, 2011, 03:06:04 PM

Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on June 11, 2011, 03:05:03 PM
Okay. You have my sword!

Also I have an uncanny ability to produce antimatter based weapons. If the Martians piss you off, you let me know. We'll blow our whole [darn] existence to hell to achieve revenge!

we only need earth, those other 8 planets are expendable.

Ungatt Trunn II · June 11, 2011, 03:07:59 PM

True, but what about Andromeda? They seem like they want to swallow our little Milky Way into their super dense core!

I shan't allow it.

cloud · June 11, 2011, 03:09:13 PM

We shall swallow them first... To arms!

Prussia · June 11, 2011, 05:24:57 PM

For what reason have you brought this topic to aliens? I do not seem to recall it being such. and aliens do not exist. you all are foolish.

Krowdon · June 11, 2011, 06:29:01 PM

Hi Prussia! I'm Krowdon. And we all need aliens. They make the best shoes. Low prices too.

Low price + High quality = <3

Ruddertail · June 11, 2011, 10:26:11 PM

Quote from: Prussia on June 11, 2011, 05:24:57 PM
For what reason have you brought this topic to aliens? I do not seem to recall it being such. and aliens do not exist. you all are foolish.

This is spam. The entire point is to make silly, joking, nonsensical or otherwise humorous comments for one's own amusement and the amusement of others. Hence, the aliens.