Should I Shave?

[Shadow]

Whoa. You look at least 5 years younger than with the bow.

[Genevieve]

Much better!

[The Lady Shael]

Definitely much better! You even look happier. :p

[Kilkenne]

That's a really old style light-switch. You should replace it with the type that is the flat sort, it's harder to electrocute yourself with those if you are turning off your switches (or turning them on) with wet hands. A man can't be bothered to dry his hands after washing them or stepping from the shower. That's time wasted where you could be doing other things.

[Ashyra Nightwing]

I thought it was retro-cool. Whatever you do, don't get one of those twisty dimmer switches. The way that they make that humming noise and then get all warm, I swear they're not quite safe.

[Neobaron]

We never touch those switches.

I'm surprised you didn't point out the shoes. That was the first thing I noticed.

[Gen. Volkov]

You appear to have two different colored computer chairs in that room. Or is that just a normal chair behind you?

[Neobaron]

That chair belongs to Shannon.

[Gen. Volkov]

Ah. I see.

[Pippin]

is shannon your cat?

[Kilkenne]

no, Shannon is HIS GIRLFRIEND

his cat is named Napoleon

[Genevieve]

I thought his girlfriend was Napoleon. *confused*

[Neobaron]

I thought his girlfriend was Napoleon. *confused*

My BOYFRIEND is named Kilk.*



































* Subject to terms and conditions including day of the week, mood on a particular day, willingness of named party to participate in sexy things, current bank account, and interest.

[Pippin]

we know your gay. shannon is your asian cat.

[Neobaron]

I am so super gay.