Spa Room and you: A Guide to existence

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Many philosophers throughout the ages have died. Why? Because they got old. What does that have to do with this? NOTHING!

Due to a recent spell of inactivity I thought, How could I fix this problem? How could I bring life and vitality back to my beloved spa? The answer was simple. Controlled chaos! Boy do I hate righting long things... Right. Cut to the chase... As the first ever formal moderator of spa I hereby declare:

1) I don't really have any formal moderator powers due to the nature of the spa room.
2) If I do something to a post or thread of yours that you oppose with great vigor, let me know.
3) I have no plans to change anything to what it wasn't before. Rather to change them to the days of old. We need activity my friends!
4) I have no idea what I am talking about or why I made this thread
5) This is ironic due to my hatred for mods.
6) Yes I have split personalities what of it?
7) The game is always part of spa. Why? Because you just lost it that's why.
8) I have used the word "due" far too often.

That is all. I hope none of you come to hate me because of this but recognize you are my brethren one and all!

Oh and as Grand General of SRA I formally declare that Krowdon is now official Chairman of the Council of RSL. The Constitution cannot be amended if we don't have a chairman at all!

That is all. At ease, spammers!

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

I was never at attention..

[Sharptooh]

The points were really good up until 7 . . . Why Ungatt why! I'd been winning it for so long this time!

[Neobaron]

7) The game is always part of spa. Why? Because you just lost it that's why.

I lost.

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

Chad lost, too.

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

Oh hey, it's existence not existance.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

I no longer think this is relevant. BEGONE IRRELEVANT THREAD!

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

it's relevant.  I'm posting in it.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

You actually lowered its value. I hope you're happy.

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

Ohhhhhhhh Yeahhhhhhh.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Kyro, I am charging you with conspiracy to make fun dip without proper license. How guilty do you plead?

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

Eh?  Speak up, young lad!  Oh, that.  None at all...  not conspiracy, at least.

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[Ungatt Trunn II]

I have half a mind to remove you from the thread!

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

Look, I would say that would mean I'm too awesome for the thread, but I won't.  Because that's what Blob[crap] would say.  And I hate Blobby.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Ummm. Okay.