My SRAUAT Test

[Krowdon]

Since I am the only person to ever have failed, here are my answers:

. You enter a high priority building and discover refugees. You have a mission to complete, but your gut says save them. Do you:
C. Have the refugees tag along.
E.Sacrifice them to the spam gods.

2. Your team commander just decorated the walls with his brains. What do you do?
A. Take command.

E. Add his spleen to the wall as a little extra decoration. It goes nicely with the brains.

3. You are sent to scout the lands. You come across an enemy convoy that is currently at rest. What do you do?

C. Plant mines around the encampment at night.
E. Let them Eat Cake!


4. Bombs are falling all around, and you have just been conscripted to medic work. Several soldiers need your help. What do you do?

A. Go to a safe area and wait out the bombing.
B. Risk your life for your comrades.
C. Order a garrison of Anti missile troopers to get to work, so you can too.
D. AWOL.
E.Turn them into Vampires

5. What job would you prefer?

A. Commander.
B. Medic.
C. MP.
D. Grunt.
E. Ninja Pirate Anime Vampire Master

6. You return home, only to be confronted by some ungrateful hippies. What course of action do you take?

A. Punch them, hard.
B. Ignore them.
C. Try to educate them about the truths of war.
D. GO INSANE WITH A BAT!!!
E. Join them to spread the love.


7. Nerve gas! WHAT DO YOU DO?

A. Grab the nearest NBC mask and wait.
B. Gather who you can and take them to a safe area.
C. Nerve gas is weak.
D. Panic.
E. All you need is Love.

8. Somehow, you get taken prisoner. They are interrogating you. They may start torture soon...

A. Tell the what they ask.
B. Spit in their commie faces.
C. Try to escape.
D. Lie.
E. Talk about Non Violence and world peace.

9. Male or Female?

A. Male.
B. Female.
C. Alien.
D. Other.
E. Krowdon


10. How effective is this test?

A. Good.
B. Okay.
C. Needs work.
D. Awful.
E. Like, Psychedelic.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

But, that's the old version

[Krowdon]

Is there another one I failed?

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Dunno. Slow down I need time to read the other topics!!

[Krowdon]

Alright. *waits*

[Ungatt Trunn II]

M'kay, now it's all good.

[Krowdon]

Of course.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

BUH BUH BUH BLACKJACK FACE BUH BUH BLACKJACK FACE

[Krowdon]

Im gon' go Lady Gaga on you.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Go ahead, smoke that skinwagon and see what happens.

[Krowdon]

skinwagon? define.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Haven't you ever seen Tombstone?

[Krowdon]

no. I dont wath many movies/tv shows.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

But... Tombstone is a CLASSIC!

[Krowdon]

Whats the plot?