Newbie Class.

General Austin · April 05, 2003, 03:23:26 PM

*old looking schoolroom, typical desks, but lots of strait jackets and trap doors are lying around*

Hello, everyone! Time for school! File into your desks, please. I'll wait.

Van · April 05, 2003, 08:01:02 PM

So, Mr. Austin is Ms. Calria going to be here ?

Dead Eye · April 06, 2003, 01:48:45 PM

I am appling for gym teacher. I can teach how to fight!

calria · April 06, 2003, 03:43:39 PM

*rushes in and looks down her nose through teensy wire-rimmed spectacles*

Dead Eye, how could you ever be a teacher! You can't even spell "applying" correctly!
Once I get my classroom set up, I want you to come in and write "I will spell applying correctly." on the blackboard once for every post you have!

*heads back out the door in a flounce*

Dead Eye · April 06, 2003, 05:26:41 PM

What?! I have like 560 posts! That is sick! I will copy and paste though, but I am sure no one wants to read this a million times.

Abby The Rat · April 07, 2003, 06:45:42 AM

You luckly Deadeye, what happens if Menatus will get one like that.

April 07, 2003, 10:03:34 AM

*Walks in and sits down at the desk nearest the front. She then bows to Ad, attempts to tie Dead Eye up in a strait jacket but falls through a trap door*
Are you sure that you want to let newbies loose in here with all this dangerous stuff?

Fleetscut · April 11, 2003, 11:31:40 AM

(Fleetscut runs around hopping and whooping madly.)
"Yay, yay, yay. School starts todayyyyyy!"
Fleetscut plonked himself onto the seat at the front of the classroom.
"So what are we learning today! Eh? Wot!"

Kilkenne · April 12, 2003, 10:06:12 PM

*Kilk steps into the classroom, eyes roving over the few newbs who showed up. He is holding a paddle menacingly*

"Hello there! I s'pose I'm the principal here! Do anything wrong and you'll get yourself the beating of a life time, you hear?" *He says brightly and wanders out of the room to the staff lounge where he can watch TV and drink coffee all day.*

TR Shadow · April 13, 2003, 06:36:51 AM

*Walks in and sits down at a desk in the front of the room* *Puts an apple on Austins desk then sits back down and gets out paper, ready to take notes*

Yeah, I'm a little suck-up!

guardians of night · April 13, 2003, 08:55:59 AM

*Decides he should enroll also, and goes and sits at a desk, ready to learn.*
I might as well, it will be fun. Right?

Dead Eye · April 13, 2003, 09:13:20 AM

I am the gym teacher! Ok you newbies! 20 push ups, go!

Fleetscut · April 13, 2003, 10:20:37 AM

Fleetscut wrote a message on a piece of paper reading "I aM a dOoFuS!" and slapped it on Dead eye's back.
"Heh heyyyy how are you old chap wot wot?!" *SLAP SLAP*

guardians of night · April 13, 2003, 10:58:04 AM

Help! I don't know my schedule? When do I have what? AHH! :o

wolf bite · April 13, 2003, 11:12:32 AM

Seems like I will be the math and sience teacher. But as I look around, I see that the other teachers just want to beat the students. There are only 2 students, but 7 teachers. Not one student has asked a question yet, nor has a teacher done anything but slap the students. I think I will go back to private tutoring, it pays better.

(Eats a few Care Bears, then leaves)

Wolf Bite