RSL Constitution (RSL council members only.)

[Mr.Grimm]

Aye.

Though we already have one

It's on my desktop.

That what I actually meant to use. I thought it needed to be slightly revised and some laws added on.

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

VIVA LA SPAMOLUTION!

[Vargarth]

VIVA VIVA LA SPAMOLUTION

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

VIVA VIVA VIVA LA SPAMOLUTION!  HUZZAH!

[Briar]

Aye.

Though we already have one

It's on my desktop.

That what I actually meant to use. I thought it needed to be slightly revised and some laws added on.

Agreed. Would you like me to send it to you or post it again?

[Mr.Grimm]

Let just post it up here. Then we can spiff it up a bit and make it something all RSL members can be proud of.

[Vargarth]

Yay...VIVA LA SPAMULUTION

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

Viva la trollolution.

[Briar]

RSL POLITICAL POLICY
     approved version 1.1
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Contents:
1. Various Groups
2. Powers and rules of those groups
3. Rules/laws
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Main Political groups of RSL:

1. Council

Consists of:

1 Head Chairman.
   


2. Military (SRA)

Consists of:

1 Grand General.
1 Head lieutenant.
1-3 Security Council members (In times of war).
Over 9000 soldiers.


3. Various Branches.

Other Branches exist that have yet to submit their layout.

1. DoF [Defenders of Spam].

We are here to protect innocent Spam from any hardships, we will serve loyally. We are the Police of Spam.

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Powers and Rules of RSL.
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Council:

Council members are to be appointed by the chairman. Their role is to decide what action RSL takes as a whole, as well as passing laws and otherwise changing RSL's rules.

Chairman:

The chairman has overall control over the council. They pick the succeeding chairman if the need arises. They have ultimate control but can be ousted if council votes for it and approval is made by the Grand General. If a member wishes to create a new branch of RSL, approval must be gained from the chairman AND the Grand General.



Military:

Grand General:

The Grand General has control over all of RSL's military assets, but is under direct control of the council. Before a new member is given full membership, it must be approved by the Grand General. Also Acts as head diplomat in the times of war.

Head lieutenant: Takes care of all of the little things for the Grand General. Takes control of SRA if need arises.

Security Council: Only exists in times of war. Members can either volunteer or be appointed by the Grand General. They make decisions regarding the well being of RSL and it's members. Can override any of the Grand Generals actions.

Over 9000 soldiers: One day they will serve a purpose.


Various Branches:

DoF [Defenders of Spam].

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Rules/Laws:

1. All members must abide by the following rule or risk  barring from the organization.
2. Any Spammer may join Redwall: Spamlords with the exception of the Administration of Redwall: Warlords
3. All Members must be approved by a Majority of the Council Members.
4.  All members can be removed at any point if found violating any Laws or By-Laws of Redwall: Spamlords
5.   All members have the right to spam in any and all topics within the Spa Room 101 of Redwall: Warlords forums.
6.  All members must reserve their spam for the Spa Room 101 of Redwall: Warlords forums.
7.  All members must refrain from posting anime
8.  All members must wear pants on the 5th day of every 7 month but only when it is raining.
9.  All members may not place live hornets in their eye sockets
   9.1 If violated, hornets will be placed in your eye sockets
10. All members must remain random
11.  All members may not keep zombies as pets unless they have permit number 11.9.78b which can only be obtained when the moon is waxing.  The criteria is further outlined in Section C, subsection 67.7650, topic A, 'Pets and other pet like beings'
12.  All members must refrain from communicating with extraterrestrial life in relation to global warfare or total domination.  Those who wear Beatles socks will be will be considered conspirers against the human race and be considered in joint force with extraterrestrial life.
13.  All members must respect the number 13
14.  All members who have any and all wolf based names must refrain from spreading their ideals.  No member is allowed to create multiple wolf-based


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2008-2009 version 1.1  RSL policy. ONLY TO BE EDITED BY  BriarCOUNCIL OR OTHERWISE AUTHORIZED INDIVIDUAL.

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

That's it?  We need more council members and/or a new chairman.  I vote Briar...

[Krowdon]

I hadn't seen this in a while. I better not post Anime, and not wear my Beatles socks anymore. (I actually have a pair.)

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

I want some Beatles socks...

[Krowdon]

Dude, people love them.

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

I KNOW!

[Krowdon]

I should print a copy of that.