RSL Constitution (RSL council members only.)

[Ungatt Trunn II]

The RSL shall recognize no El Presidente unless they:

are part of the spam dynasty
are part of the immortal society
work for or have worked for UTE
are an Admin (Mods need not apply)
can impress us with a show of their spamming prowess
OR
Simply join RSL. The best thing to happen since shaving cream. And beyond. But that would be the most recent great invention. Hence why I mentioned it.

Otherwise you are either simply a guest in our domain, or an enemy we send to various fictional prisons. Also I'm not even part of the council. I am the General, my duties are completely separate.

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

GUEST!   ACK!  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Mr.Grimm]

While I'm sure it comes as a suprise to you Kilk, RSL was founded by Myself, Trunn, Briar, Krowdon, and Night Wolf. I have never heard of an El Presidente here in Spa. Then again, I never looked for one.

[Neobaron]

Deep in the annals of Redwall history, there exists a forgotten transcript detailing the election of Kilkenne to the office of president of Redwall.

As it has never been revoked or challenged, it stands.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Yes but we still refuse to recognize it. We are rebels like that we just don't care!

[Krowdon]

Yes but we still refuse to recognize it. We are rebels like that we just don't care!

*pulls out a Krowbar* HUZZAH!

[Firetooth]

Organized spam makes as much sense as tasty spinach.

RSL are a bunch of nobodies trying to be one collective spambody (I meant somebody, but spambody sounds *1000 times cooler). And failing. Ungatt is a crazy capitalist using RSL to fund SRA to fight against communism. If you don't understand the acronyms, you aren't missing out on much.

All hail El Presidente!

(can I be EL Premier? I know it's basically Prime Minister, but it sounds cooler)

[Briar]

All spammers are the progeny of Ungatt.

At least they claim to be.

It's rather creepy.

I do not claim this.

I am my own spammer.

[Firetooth]

The RSL shall recognize no El Presidente unless they:

are part of the spam dynasty
are part of the immortal society
work for or have worked for UTE
are an Admin (Mods need not apply)
can impress us with a show of their spamming prowess
OR
Simply join RSL. The best thing to happen since shaving cream. And beyond. But that would be the most recent great invention. Hence why I mentioned it.

Otherwise you are either simply a guest in our domain, or an enemy we send to various fictional prisons. Also I'm not even part of the council. I am the General, my duties are completely separate.

I'll summarize this:

[Kilkenne]

Deep in the annals of Redwall history, there exists a forgotten transcript detailing the election of Kilkenne to the office of president of Redwall.

As it has never been revoked or challenged, it stands.

I am literally a Central-American dictator.

Firetooth, for defending my internet honor I promote you to the position of Minister of Foreign Posting Relations (MFPR), responsible for maintaining El Presidente's presence in the lesser-traveled lands of the Spa Room.

[Mr.Grimm]

I refuse to recognise Kilk as El Presidente, or Firegoose as MFPR! Long live RSL and the spamalution!

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Ahh, look at Firetooth. He claims we make no sense. Well of course we don't, it's spam based you fool! Then he goes on to make claims to which he has no proof. Not quite a worthy enemy, and he has turned to the dark side of thought, logic, and purpose. Or some deluded form of it. He is simply bitter at our success, evident at how hard he attempts (and fails) to even scratch us. He will try to claim victory by reposting a picture he has before because people thought it was funny, and that somehow makes him win at something he would normally fail at. Which is not true. He still fails it.

This, my "El Presidente" friend, is why you must not fall for his communistic ruse. We here at RSL seek only to sate your desire for organized chaos and destruction. All that is required is that you join us. Because with every oxymoron there is a paradox. And with every paradox lies great win, even in the most epic fail.

ALL HAIL RSL, BRINGER OF PAIN!

[Briar]

Don't you mean "BringerS of Pain?"

Or are you talking more along the lines of "Army of One"?

[Firetooth]

Ahh, look at Firetooth. He claims we make no sense. Well of course we don't, it's spam based you fool! Then he goes on to make claims to which he has no proof. Not quite a worthy enemy, and he has turned to the dark side of thought, logic, and purpose. Or some deluded form of it. He is simply bitter at our success, evident at how hard he attempts (and fails) to even scratch us. He will try to claim victory by reposting a picture he has before because people thought it was funny, and that somehow makes him win at something he would normally fail at. Which is not true. He still fails it.

This, my "El Presidente" friend, is why you must not fall for his communistic ruse. We here at RSL seek only to sate your desire for organized chaos and destruction. All that is required is that you join us. Because with every oxymoron there is a paradox. And with every paradox lies great win, even in the most epic fail.

ALL HAIL RSL, BRINGER OF PAIN!

You make no sense at making no sense, which is a paradox.

Also, wooh Kilkene! I'll make these peasaents worship you.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Don't you mean "BringerS of Pain?"

Or are you talking more along the lines of "Army of One"?

Well, I was mostly talking about our collective ideology. Bah, semantics.