My Family

[Ungatt Trunn II]

WHY WON'T YOU SHARE THIS RESPONSIBILITY? OUR CHILDREN DON'T EVEN KNOW BASIC SELF DEFENSE OR HOW TO MAKE NAPALM! I HAVE TO TEACH THEM EVERYTHING!!!

[Krowdon]

I like staying with Mommy better. She doesnt snore like an elephant.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

That's good because I never sleep. Don't NEED TO, SEE!?> :o

[Neobaron]

I have taught her the basics of the mysterious art of grammar.

She does surprisingly well.

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More-or-less related; The bill is in the mail. I expect to be paid in a prompt manner.

[Krowdon]

I have taught her the basics of the mysterious art of grammar.

She does surprisingly well.

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More-or-less related; The bill is in the mail. I expect to be paid in a prompt manner.

Who?

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Very good sir. Unfortunately I can't pay you. Unless you take spam dollars.

[Neobaron]

Is there a cheese vendor that accepts these spam dollars?

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Nope. They all went north to Real Life during the last spam war I do believe...

[The Lady Shael]

WHY WON'T YOU SHARE THIS RESPONSIBILITY? OUR CHILDREN DON'T EVEN KNOW BASIC SELF DEFENSE OR HOW TO MAKE NAPALM! I HAVE TO TEACH THEM EVERYTHING!!!

I read that as, "how to make napkin". I'm not sure which version I like better.


Mommy has to work all the time. :| And only gets paid in "Shael, you're the best!"'s.  But yes at least I don't snore.

[Neobaron]

Nope. They all went north to Real Life during the last spam war I do believe...

10% of your explosives and we can call it good.

[Krowdon]

 I dont even know what a napalm is. A tree, right?

I do however, know what napkins are.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

YOU WON'T GET ANY OF MY EXPLOSIVES SIR!

*detonates entire explosive stockpile*

AHAHAHAAHAAA!!!
Oh, there goes Andromeda again...

[Ungatt Trunn II]

I dont even know what a napalm is. A tree, right?

I do however, know what napkins are.

No, but it works great with trees I've heard. And villages. And civilians.

[Neobaron]

And friendlies!

[Ungatt Trunn II]

No such thing.