Corrupt a Wish

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

Granted,but aliens would.
I wish I could .

[Kilkenne]

Granted but if you hit that space bar too hard it'll break. Thenyou'lltypelikethis.

I wish I had pancakes.

[Pac-man]

Granted, for a price...

I wish people would start taking attacks in-character.

[Kilkenne]

Granted, but you have to personally make Firetooth and The Purple Dragon stop kicking and screaming. In person.

I wish I had the willpower to post in character in that thread.

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

Granted, but you'd die.
I wish for things.

[Kilkenne]

Granted, but you should have wished that your posting be less awful.

I wish your posting was less awful.

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

Granted, but yours is.
I wish I had a cake.

[Krowdon]

Granted, but you would be allergic to it.

I wish I could be in character. (are we talking like, rp style messages?)

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

Granted,but no one would post.
I wish for a life.

[Krowdon]

Granted, but you would turn into Megan Fox and be forced to suffer through the pain of having ugly toe thumbs.


I wish I made that last corruption simpler.

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

Granted,  but it would be one letter only.
I wish for Portal for free.

[Krowdon]

Granted, but you would have to beat the entire thing, before you die from Deadly Neurotoxin.

I wish I automatically spoke whatever languages I wanted.

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

Granted, but you would have to beat the entire thing, before you die from Deadly Neurotoxin.

I wish I automatically spoke whatever languages I wanted.

REJECTED!  I could do it easily.

Granted, but you could not think of any other languages but English.

I wish for a free cookie.

[Pac-man]

Granted, but it would be stale.

I wish that I was a genius. (Now there's a wish that's out there!)

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

Granted, but you'd be a crazy genius,
I wish I could do whatever I wanted