Corrupt a Wish

[Vargarth]

Granted but you would check Twitter every ten minutes.

I wish there was a Lord of the Rings game just like Redwall Warlords.

[The Lady Shael]

(you have no idea how true that Twitter comment is...)

Granted, but you could only play as Gimli and at the end of every message you send would be "AND MY AXE." (you could play QMT, they have races like Orc and Elf, but it's not really LotR based...)


I wish I knew what I was doing.

[Vargarth]

Granted but you would forget everything you have done.

I wish I could meet everyone who plays RWL

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

Granted, but you'd be kidnapped by Ungatt.

I wish people would just all be friends...

[Krowdon]

Granted, but we would all wear Gas Masks.

I wish I had some advil.

[Vargarth]

Granted, but you would die from overdose *GASP*

I wish did not have to be doing Spanish right now.

[Krowdon]

Granted, but you would have to do Japanese (which is 100 times more fun.)


I wish I wasnt hungry. (I dont like eating snacks. Perhaps I should have an early dinner.)

[Vargarth]

Granted, but you would be thirsty.

I wish I had time to put my pic up on the forums.

[Krowdon]

Granted, but everyone would find you scary.

I wish this article I am reading was not published.(O__O Vanity Fair picks out weird furries to talk to)

[Vargarth]

I am really not that scary. I am afraid everyone would find me so puny they LOL until they died.

[Krowdon]

haha.

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

Granted, but stuff 10,000,000,000,000,000 times worse WOULD be published.

I wish I had a better computer.

[Krowdon]

Granted, but you would be locked out of it.

I wish I had slippers shaped like animal paws.

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

Granted, but they'd maul you to death.

I wish my bunny slippers were bigger.

[SiegeMaster]

granted but THEY EAT YOU



i wish for a wish were nothing can go wrong with the wish that i wished for