Corrupt a Wish

[Krowdon]

Granted, but they would hate you.

I wish to see the moon.

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

Granted, but it  would be the other moon.

I wish I were king.

[Krowdon]

Granted, but you would have no respect


I wish to live to 300

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

Granted, but you wouldn't survive that long.

I wish I didn't have to log off soon. :'(

[Krowdon]

Granted, but I would.

I wish Night Wolf was here.

[Uiblis]

Granted, but he deleted his account so he's using mine.

I wish Krowdon would never spam again.

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

Granted, but you'd have to stop too.

I wish Krowdon would spam forever.

[Uiblis]

Granted, but you couldn't anymore.

I wish I was dead.

[Krowdon]

Granted, but you'd be a ghost.

I wish I knew why you wished I'd stopped spamming.

[Uiblis]

Granted, but you'd be a ghost.

And here I was thinking I had the perfect question...

Granted, but you forget two seconds later

I wish that I knew what Krowdon wishes to know.

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

Granted, but the truth would be so horrible, you'd go blind.

I wish my mind would get out of the gutter.

[Krowdon]

(Im sorry, but that was the best question ever. we must have an example.)

Granted, but everyone else would be.

I wish my feet were fish

[Uiblis]

Granted, but they smell really bad.

I wish I could fly.

[Krowdon]

Granted, but as a scarecrow.

I wish for a bowl of soup.

[Uiblis]

Granted, but you spill it all over Kyrolin.

I wish I could fly without being a scarecrow.